Anonymous #sexist desuarchive.org

>The moment she laid eyes upon you, the bull dyke began screaming at Twinks and the other ponies, accusing them of destroying their perfect matriarchal society by allowing you, a male, in
>You sigh between your teeth, before delivering a well placed punch, right in her big, fat, ugly gob
>Bull dyke goes down, blubbering incoherently, saying something like how you could strike a woman, or some shit like that in between her sobs
>Meh
>Pick up a rock, and proceed to smash her brains out all over the town square
>Twinks and the rest of the ponies could only stare in horror
>Pause for a moment to admire your work
>Fuck me, you only went and improved her look!
>After rummaging around the nearest DIY store for a lighter, and can of kerosene, you doused the now deceased bull dyke in fuel before setting it on fire
>Fire to cleanse the filth
>You walk back home nonchantly, as the flames engulf the body of the dead SJW, knowing that you had saved the magical world of talking cartoon horsies from a bull dyke with piss-poor hygiene, and mental issues that could only come from being badly bullied at school, or is so ugly that only a blind dog with no nose would ever screw her
>You sigh, as you warm up your right hand for another session of spank the monkey
>The End

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