(On “[Serious] escortcels what does pussy taste like”)
I'm KHHV [“kissless, hugless, hand-holding-less virgin”] and not an escortcel, but even I don't imagine what the hole where piss and blood comes out of tastes like.
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Neither piss nor blood come out of the clitoris. THAT is what you’re suppose to stimulate with the tongue. (Blood comes out of the vagina, and piss comes out of the urethra.)
You must be thinking about a cock, as usual…
Well, putting the obvious ignorance of anatomy aside, I'm going to assume that you're perfectly fine with the idea of someone going down on your penis.
And piss actually does come out of there!
I sure as hell hope you clean yourself.
You know, like the rest of us.
Inceks whine that women do not want to be with sexually inexperienced men and that their inexperience would be an unsurmountable gap in life experience if they ever got into a relationship…
…yet they refuse to do any research, any theoretical preparation; indeed, they are willfully ignorant of basic facts about sex…
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@Bastethotep #37893
Exactly.
Incels and other machopigs are LAZY!
Oh; For those weirded-out by oral-sex (even if they’re fine with the concept)…Condoms and Oral Dams are a thing!
I’m like that; I wont go down on a guy unless he’s got a Jimmy-Hat on (after a few swipes with a wipe). I find tasting flesh that’s often in contact with weirdness like sweat, smegma, urine, etc. really kinda gross for me (though for others, it’s just fine).
For as much porn as these pusmuffins no doubt consume, they are hilariously ignorant about lady bits. I’m no doctor, but I know my way around a dick. They don’t gross me out in the slightest, as long the owner of said dick washes it (and everything else) every day. I can’t comprehend being so obsessed with puss that you dwell on them every waking second but can’t be bothered to learn the ins & outs of what makes them happy. Losers.
Pfffft!
Wait until you're at childbirth.
Well, obviously, not YOU, but another, unadventuresome male.
Confused?
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