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Ah yes, the old "You're not mentally ill, you're demon possessed"
Which generally leads to "Even if it kills you, we're going to exorcize that demon"
Go fuck off to the ninth dimension.
"a DEATH and DUMB spirit"
- a soceity for people who can't say their worms correctly! I myself often use the wrong worms, which is why I was erected charming of the soceity!
Lay off my new Daemonhost!!!
He's thrice-bound and kept on a tight leash. That's why he's deaf and dumb. What, you want me to let him loose?
Now to go and use him against the ruinous powers. I foresee no way this can possibly go badly...
Sometimes a Freudian slip is just dry mouth, but sometimes it's a glimpse into a tormented mental nether region.
Reminds me of an argument I once had with a person who couldn't understand that "dumb" means "unable to speak."
...and msunprovenbabble(IQ)3.1 is possessed by a retardation spirit, which is ass ociated with Fundieism, and other mental disorders. It also hinders one from using a certain key correctly, and keeps the person that is bound from truly knowing reality.
msunprovenbabble(IQ)3.1 is possessed by the spirit of:
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Proof of his retardation? He cannot tell the difference between 'Deaf' and 'Death ', due to Fundieism spirit-based illiteracy, thus his educational inferiority.
Black hooded specter approaches:
Me: "Hey, are you Phil?"
BHS: "Huh?"
Me: "Are you death?"
BHS: "What"?
Me: "ARE YOU D E A T H ?!"
BHS: "What"?
Me: "You've got carrots in your ears!"
BHS: "How's that?"
Me: Nevermind.
BHS: "What?"
@Some Guy Passing Through
Damn. Guess I need to go find a puritan inquisitor to deal with you then.
This cheery fellow ought do.
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Some Guy Passing Through, meet Inquisitor Tyrus. Puritan, Monodominant and fanatical hunter of heretical inquisitors. I think the two of you will get along wonderfully.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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