Rschmidt711 #fundie

Rschmidt711 #fundie rr-bb.com

First off, I don't know about law in regards to the internet, but is that even legal?

Secondly, it hurts to read the comments that these people make about stuff that we discuss very sincerely here. When I saw it, I was very grieved.

Let's pray for these misguided souls, that the Holy Spirit will work in them to bring them to Christ, before it is too late. It is terrible to see them so lost, and they all seem to be so full of hate, I just wish that would come to be full of Jesus' love.

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old comment by Lucilius

I was full of Jesus' love, but then it came up along with some tainted clams and I felt much better.

@Wise Child: No, Obama's not part Arab at all, except to the extent that there is some admixture from Arab traders throughout East Africa. Maybe 500 or 1000 years back he's got an Arab ancestor - but so could any of us.

And no, Arabs didn't destroy the Jewish Temple in the first century. The Romans did, in taking rebellious Jerusalem in 73 A.D., though it had been damaged already by several Jewish factions who fought each other during the Roman seige (think "Life of Brian"). When the Jews revolted again, the Romans finished the job in 135 by flattening the whole city. That's why so little of Biblical Jerusalem is left. The Arabs didn't show up until 638, when they took Jerusalem from the Byzantines.

old comment by Allegory for Jesus

"First off, I don't know about law in regards to the internet, but is that even legal?"

Unless it is copyrighted and we are making profits off of posting them here, yes it is legal. And a necessary public service. And a wonderful pasttime.

"Secondly, it hurts to read the comments that these people make about stuff that we discuss very sincerely here. When I saw it, I was very grieved."

When the death cult you are indoctrinated into is questioned, you are bound to feel emotionally hurt in the process. That is the way that you cope with reality: by curling into a ball and dismissing legitimate criticism as personal attacks.

"It is terrible to see them so lost, and they all seem to be so full of hate"

So deliciously ironic.

old comment by Amos

Don't fret. There's always a chance we could be turned.

Once we decide that war, oppression, torture, misogyny and our deaths and those of others are good things... why, then we'll be sharing in the love so often expressed on Rapture Ready!

You can start out direct and simple if you like. Just convince us that the best thing that could happen is that everyone dies. To make it easy, you won't even have to battle our egos--just tell us why it's good that everyone else should die. You can even leave out the eternal torture of innocent billions if you like. (We can swallow such injustices later.) Well, you must have a reason; this kind of stuff is what Rapture Ready is all about!

And hell, just look at me. I'm already practicing my "I hope I die today!" morning routine. I'm trying to hope I die first. In fact, I'm training myself to almost cum in my pants whenever I hear thunder or see upsetting news that might signal the glorious end. The changes required from my former Cthulhu worship are, in fact, remarkably small.

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You might to be amazed to find out RS old buddy that there are probably just as many Christians, agnostics, and other religious faiths over here as atheists. We do not make fun of "fundie" Christians(or any other fundie religious group because they believe in God or Gods), we make fun of those who do not accept other's of good faith's beliefs in equally viable religions, those who claim that their's is the only true belief(even among others who believe in the same God differently), and those who insist on narrowing God to insert their own prejudices and dislikes into his mouth. Your particular group has become a major source of "ridicule" due to it's insistence that the litmus test for "True Christians" is a weird concept called "rapture" which is a 19th century invention not even found in the Bible and not accepted by 90% of Christian denominations worldwide. That and the fact that your little group's self-righteous prejudices overwhelm any claim you make to following a "Loving God". Have a nice day!

old comment by Blackclaw

The folks on your site say that if we do not interpret the Bible they do we will be cast into a Burning Lake of Fire.

That's love?

Oh and their interpretation is wrong. It is not believed by the majority of Christians on the planet.

http://christianity.about.com/od/faqhelpdesk/a/whatisrapture_3.htm

Yet the folks on your site are arrogant enough to believe that they've figured it all out and everyone else is going to Hell. Oh, and they plan on laughing at the folks that go to Hell. Which will apparently be the vast majority of the world's population.

So all in all, RR is a pretty hateful site that spreads heresy. Fortunately I'm immune because I have come to believe that no religion has figured out the "truth" yet. You, however, should probably flee that infernal site for the good of your soul, if you have one.

old comment by Happy Heathen

Good I hope the rapture ready retards read this post. I have perused your site a few times out of morbid curiosity and it’s the saddest place I’ve ever been. You people claim to be (the only true) Christians, you honestly believe you are full of Christian love and your ticket into heaven is completely secure. Aside from your weird delusions about zombie gods whisking you away to paradise you are the most hateful, mean spirited bunch I ever had the displeasure of running across (aside from Fred Phelps of course but that ain’t saying much.) The glee you take in damning people to hell, the pleasure you get from judging people, the way you stroke each other egos, the absolute certainty you have that you alone are correct and everyone else is wrong is sick. You’re so sure that the dirty liberal who stood up to the church gunman and died for his efforts, saving an unknown amount of people is going to hell because he wasn’t a bible thumping, Bush loving, true believer, Baptist like you. Guess what? that guy was a far better Christian and example of love then you creeps will ever be.

If you’re reading this I assume you are thinking right now that I’m going to be so sorry when I die and find out how wrong I was and you’re probably feeling grieved for my immortal soul. Well don’t bother. If your version of a bully god is correct I’d rather burn for eternity then bow to a tyrant anyway. I can’t wait to tell him about the fantastic witnessing his fan club did (witnessing for Satan that is.) Won’t he be pleased? (I am so going to tell on you!)

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Honey, you would be very surprised to see some of the things on the Internet that are legal. It would turn your hair white.

If anyone from RR is actually reading this: There is no Rapture. The Rapture is unBiblical. The Rapture has no basis in scripture whatsoever. The Rapture is a destructive psychological coping method for people who are scared to face life. When someone makes fun of the Rapture it's because they are aware that the Rapture is utter nonsense, and it's obvious that you are not smart enough to see the utter nonsense for what it is. That's where the merriment and mocking come in.

PS -- FSTDT doesn't have to try that hard to ridicule you, you basically hang yourselves.

old comment by Darth Vader... For Freedom

LOL.... you guys should read the thread. It's a riot!

"This is why I have no interest in finding out what has been said about me. Nothing they have to say is kind, but neither does it matter. They may be laughing now, but how funny will they think our posts are when we're gone and they're left behind?"

70 years later.....

"You'll see! Any day now! Aw, shoot. Maybe we both got left behind. Or something."

Guys, the rapture is NOT in the Bible. It's a man made doctrine that originated with a Scottish 'prophetess' named Margaret McDonald. It was then popularized by John Nelson Darby. The doctrine was virtually unhead of in the church prior to the 18th century (with the possible exception of an obscure Jesuit writer). Please do a little research before stuffing words in my savior's mouth. Thanks.

old comment by Brain_In_A_Jar

First off, I don't know about law in regards to the internet, but is that even legal?

Yes (and, even if it were illegal, there's no possible way it could be stopped), and the open propagation, debate, analysis and criticism of espoused opinions is crucial to the functioning of a healthy society. If you can't stand your ideas being subjected to critical analysis, then sit down and shut the fuck up.

Secondly, it hurts to read the comments that these people make about stuff that we discuss very sincerely here. When I saw it, I was very grieved.

I assure you, we are equally sincere in our responses to your ramblings as are your little circlejerk of fellow jesus freaks. Again, take argument and criticism like a responsible adult or gtfo. Besides, even your own twisted book of cultish doggerel says that it's a good thing for you to suffer criticism and ridicule; although I can't say I agree with its justification, which is more to do with some kind of masochistic, selfrighteous suffering kink than the maintenance of healthy debate, the end effect is still useful.

Praying for people to join you despite their rejection of your invalid arguments constitutes an attempt at brainwashing. Granted, it's a stupid, incompetent attempt using a magical force that does not exist and so cannot possibly work, but that's still the intention, and I find that abbhorent.

old comment by GigaGuess

Has anyone else seen the website called Fundies Say the Darndest Things. It is disgraceful.
These people take posts off of Rapture Ready and numerous other Christian websites and put them on this site, so that they can be held up to ridicule.
Oh, we take nothing. We copy your posts, give credit, and link to the original post. There's a distiction.

First off, I don't know about law in regards to the internet, but is that even legal?
Perfectly. Probably moreso than trying to tank someone's political career by spreading vicious rumors about his credibility, his dedication to his country, and (while it should be a moot issue, IMHO) his religion.

Secondly, it hurts to read the comments that these people make about stuff that we discuss very sincerely here. When I saw it, I was very grieved.
First, some of the issues you discuss very seriously are just flat out daffy. Michelle Obama is secretly-but-not-so-secretly doing Satan horns on the cover of Vogue? Seriously? Secondly, other things you discuss, you frequently come off as unfeeling, ghoulish, bloodthirsty monsters. So you're grieved by the comments we make? I'm a lot more concerned about what YOU guys say.

old comment by Liberal Christian

It is perfectly legal as no one is plagiarizing your quote. We give the username of who typed the quote and even provide a link to where it came from so it may be read in context.
"Secondly, it hurts to read the comments that these people make about stuff that we discuss very sincerely here. When I saw it, I was very grieved."
Grow up and learn to deal with criticism. Not everyone is going to agree with everything you have to say.
"It is terrible to see them so lost, and they all seem to be so full of hate"

If you think that there's a lot of hate here, then you should just read some of the quotes sent in by your fellow RRers.
"I just wish that would come to be full of Jesus' love."
I already am.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Has anyone else seen the website called Fundies Say the Darndest Things. It is disgraceful."

Good. People - especially you on Ruptured Retards - don't have the right to not be offended. Bite me.

"These people take posts off of Rapture Ready and numerous other Christian websites and put them on this site, so that they can be held up to ridicule."

Well, you could always set up your own fundie version of FSTDT. You could call it... say... 'Atheists Say The Weirdest Crap'. Oh yes, that's right, someone already did:

http://www.freewebs.com/astdt/index.htm

My, what a success that turned out to be, eh? Three quotes. And... that's it. And most of the comments were by Atheists. So I guess that we Atheists Don't Say The Weirdest Crap after all. Unlike some we'd like to mention...!

"First off, I don't know about law in regards to the internet, but is that even legal?"

Two words, dipshit: Fair Use. And a warning:

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=59916&Page=1

http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=59999&Page=1

Just Google 'VenomFangX' and 'Thundrf00t'. Then you'll learn a valuable lesson: You fuck with we Atheists at your peril.

"Secondly, it hurts to read the comments that these people make about stuff that we discuss very sincerely here. When I saw it, I was very grieved."

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Awwwww, so we nasty Atheists won't beweive in your wittle faiwytawe about the invisibwe sky pixie? Dere dere, you go under your nice, safe, fluffy security blankie called your 'faith' and 'belief' and maybe we'll go away.

...not. >:D Someone call for a 'WAHHHHHH'mbulance too; ask them to bring the nice huggy jacket with the shiny buckles, and the happy pills too, for (A)Rschit711 here.

"Let's pray for these misguided souls"

Yeah. You do that, sparky:

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Nothing FAILS like prayer.

"that the Holy Spirit will work in them to bring them to Christ, before it is too late. It is terrible to see them so lost"

Reading that load of classic fundie BS, you wonder why FSTDT even exists?! Remember:

'The only way to combat ridiculous propositions is through mockery'

-Thomas Jefferson

If he were alive today, he'd be a commenter here in FSTDT.

"and they all seem to be so full of hate, I just wish that would come to be full of Jesus' love."

Just like you & your ilk on Ruptured Retards, amirite? Such perfect paragons of 'love' you Raptards are:

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81196&Page=1

...or not. Just as that particulr thread on RR proves. It certainly - and conclusively - proves that we Atheists are more than infinitely superior to not only you fundies, but your so-called 'God' too.

But then, it takes Complete Monsters like you fundies to worship no less than a Complete Monster of a deity:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster

old comment by Blue the Thief

Has anyone else seen the website called Fundies Say the Darndest Things. It is disgraceful.

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These people take posts off of Rapture Ready and numerous other Christian websites and put them on this site, so that they can be held up to ridicule.

Which is what we're doing right now!

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First off, I don't know about law in regards to the internet, but is that even legal?

Law? On the Internets?

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Secondly, it hurts to read the comments that these people make about stuff that we discuss very sincerely here. When I saw it, I was very grieved.

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