@Pharaoh Bastethotep
Jerky knows jack shit about the main denominations of Christianity.
But then - as he has relied on a quote by Augustine, who is Catholic (http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=114439&Page=1#1883474) - he knows jack shit about what specific denomination he is.
His one-man denomination can simply join the rest of them, though. There's an extremely good reason why your own denomination is just one of over 30,000 out there, Jerko.
...and each one says that they - and only they - have the 'Truth', and that you're the heathen who is Hellbound.
And as Anglicanism - represented in the main by the Church of England - is perhaps the largest of the non-Catholic denominations, then by virtue of pure numbers & power (both religious & political; the C-of-E having clergy peers in the House of Lords), their definition of the Truth is superior to yours, Jerkoid. Are you the Professor of Theology enough to dispute their refutation of any & all of your 'claims' based on your 'beliefs' via your knowledge of your 'Christian Bible': or lack of it
...oh, and if you disagree, then riddle me this: What was King James I - the authoriser of your 'Christian Bible' - the head of, Jerkoff?
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A clue: It's what Queen Elizabeth II is today.
She uses the 'Christian Bible', natch: your KJV. Thus enjoy your paradox, Jerkiepoos.
And as you use a Bible authorised by an Anglican monarch in the past, thank you for admitting that the only one who is Hellbound is you, Jerk. And you know it.
No Jerky you are the Hellbound.
And then Jerkoff was a paradoxical zombie. Just like his 'Lord'.
...oh, and keep up that fellowshipping with us, Jerk. Thus you're proving that we on FSTDT are the Elect and are Saved: you prove that we are every time you appear here.
Want to prove we're not the 'Elect', then leave and never return. You don't want to admit we're right: that we are the Elect & will be joining you in Heaven - even though we openly say that your 'Lord' doesn't exist, nor does your 'Heaven' or 'Hell' - do you...?! >:D
Enjoy your paradox II, Jerkoff.
ADDENDUM:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=115626&Page=1#1898774
@Jerky
"Catholics are not Christians ( http://jesus-is-lord.com/anti1.htm )"
...and yet, you relied on a quote by Augustine: a Catholic.
@Jerky
"A heathen is anyone who's not a real Christian. Same as satanist. And that group includes all false "Christians" like the Catholics, Methodists, Homolutherans/Episcopalians, Dakists, false Baptists, and the likes of Dave Stewart. They are all on their way to Hell alongside"
...you.
So, like I say: why did you relie on his 'jesus-is-lord.com' site so much then, Jerky?
By your continuing to appear here, and your many appearances here in the past we are more Elect and Saved than even your 'Lord': we Atheists are more than infinitely superior to him, and he'll have to start worshipping us, the more you 'fellowship' here, Jerkoff.
You know the only possible way you can prevent that from happening, Jerkoid.