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Sermon 18: Let Not Thy Words be Corrupted

By Bro. Steven R.

“be not rash with thy mouth, and let not thine heart be hasty to utter any thing before God: for God is in heaven, and thou upon earth: therefore let thy words be few.”-Ecclesiastes 5:2

“But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.”-Matthew 5:37

“Christians” these days are often using profane words! Whether it’s calling one another cuss words, or using it to describe things in a vulgar way, whether it’s using racial slurs to demean people, or whether it’s calling one another something that would make a sailor blush, it’s quite clear that Christians are falling into the wily ways of the world.

When I was in college, people called things they didn’t like “retarded” or something. That’s unacceptable! You can’t demean the mentally ill and expect to be right with God! It’s wicked!! We have to be kind to those who are mentally ill and have compassion! Sure, liberals are calling everything a mental illness these days (“ADHD” and “high functioning autism”, anyone?) except for what is ACTUALLY a mental illness (transsexualism) but we should really try to avoid using language like that! I went to Bob Jones back in the late ‘90s and early 00’s, but there were already people who were acting worldly back then! Nowadays they let men wear beards and women wear pants and they allow video games and PG movies and they use the NRSV and the ESV instead of the KJV, but even when I went they were starting down the worldly path!

Next, women are referring to themselves and their friends as the “b-word” and some claim to be practicing Christians! If you use that kind of language to refer to your friends, I hope to never hear what you use to refer to your enemies! They talk about their bodies and things in a crass and unusual way, and it’s gross and wicked! I know sinful worldly men talk about women in “locker room talk” but since when did women start doing the sake thing about themselves and their friends?? This sermon is mainly about language but then they get nude in front of one another and do vaguely sexual things? I’m guessing it has to do with the influence of the sodomite revolution that even these women who belong to Baptist churches are doing this sort of wickedness!

Men are using slurs to demean others and they use the f-word every other word, and they talk to their friends using a lot of nasty language to talk about women’s bodies and their own bodies and they curse their families and employers and churches with some of the most foul and odious language out there! And some of them are indeed ushers and deacons at Bible believing Baptist churches! This starts when teenagers who were raised in a good Baptist youth group but either went to a public school or a weak sauce parochial school pick up on these habits from the world! This is why it’s necessary to HOMESCHOOL YOUR KIDS AND KEEP THEM IN THE FAITH!

I’ve just witnessed so much starting in college and even to this day with these supposedly holy men and women using such disgusting and profane language! I even heard a “Christian” man who was an usher at my old church years ago discuss the body of a particular female celebrity in such excruciatingly anatomical detail and then discussed all the sexual things he wants to do in excruciating detail, and this is the same man who puts on a smile on Sunday in his clean cut suit and tie and greets grandma when she comes in her walker and gets into the church to learn to respect the will of the Lord! It’s downright reprehensible and it must stop NOW!!!!!!!

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