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Sermon 14: False God

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

“Wherefore, my dearly beloved, flee from idolatry.”-1 Corinthians 10:14

“Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry.”-Colossians 3:5

“They that observe lying vanities forsake their own mercy.”-Jonah 2:8

”Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.”-Leviticus 19:4

Last Friday, sinful seductress Taylor Swift unleashed her wicked album “Lover” onto the public. I was at my local Target that day, and the deluxe edition albums in the display up front were being snatched by the second by misguided teenage girls and young women. I also believe I saw a weird hipster looking sodomite guy buy a copy. I’m going to post a more thorough analysis of this abomination unto the Lord on this site, but I wanted to focus on the most blasphemous song on the album, which is called “False God.”

This song denies the divinity of Christ! It promotes sexuality in such a blasphemous and heinous way!!! THIS IS A DISGUSTING DISGRACE!!! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The chorus says: But we might just get away with it / Religion's in your lips / Even if it's a false god / We'd still worship / We might just get away with it /The altar is my hips / Even if it's a false god /We'd still worship this love

What is this wicked heathen seductress saying? She wants to dupe this randy young man into worshipping at the altar of her body and in particular her succulent hips!!!!!!!!!! SHE THINKS HER HIPS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE LIVING GOD WHO ESTABLISHED ALL, SWIFT THINKS THAT HER WICKED HIPS ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN THE KING OF KINGS AND THE LORD OF LORDS! THIS IS AN ABOMINABLE FARCE! ARE WEAK SAUCE SOUTHERN BAPTIST PARENTS LETTING THEIR YOUNG GIRLS LISTEN TO THIS SMUT?!!!! IT’S ATROCIUS! ARE THEIR PASTORS APPROVING OF THIS?!!!!!!! IT’S HERESY!

YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

In the song, she also says: I know heaven's a thing/ I go there when you touch me, honey and also: They say the road gets hard and you get lost / When you’re led by blind faith, blind faith

IF YOU HAVE BLIND FAITH IN THE WICKED HARLOT TAYLOR SWIFT INSTEAD OF DURABLE AND TESTED FAITH IN THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, YOU WILL ENDURE ETERNAL HELLFIRE AND ROASTING FOREVER AND GNASHING THE TEETH AND AN UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR EVEN A DROP OF WATER! YOU WILL NOT HAVE IT BECAUSE YOU CHOSE ETERNAL SEPARATION FROM GOD WITH LUCIFER AND SWIFT INSTEAD OF TRUSTING THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND MAKING HIM YOUR PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR! IF YOU HAVEN’T ACCEPTED HIM YET, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!!! DO IT NOW!!!! God’s people said AMEN!

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.fandom.com

Blair White (also known as Blaire White per his own wishes, b. September 14, 1993) is a RINO faux-conservative YouTube pundit. White has advocated for RINO president Donald Trump as well as many of his policies. White applauded when Trump celebrated sodomite “Pride” month in June 2019.
White is a transsexual man who identifies as a female. He has had facial plastic surgery as well as breast implants. He had continuously engaged in hormone abuse to develop more feminine features, but still needed breast implants despite this abuse. He also wears fake nails and hair extensions, copious amounts of makeup, and almost exclusively cross dresses while on camera. White claims to be a Christian despite the fact he’s living as a transsexual in the den of liberalism known as Los Angeles. In addition to this, White has been seen drinking copious amounts of alcohol in videos, despite the Bible saying not to partake of strong drink.

White is a proponent of the liberal Trump administration’s push to decriminalize homosexuality worldwide, even in nations where its leaders know that decriminalizing homosexuality leads to total moral decadence.

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Steven R. #fundie #homophobia #wingnut simplychristian.fandom.com

Fred McFeely Rogers (March 20, 1928 – February 27, 2003) was an American television host, liberal activist, and “minister” belonging to the liberal Presbyterian “Church” that supports same-sex “marriages,” “sex change” operations paid for by taxpayers, as well as such bogus theology as works-based salvation, national church hierarchy, and “real presence” based communion instead of the biblical symbolic understanding of the Lord’s Supper.
Rogers was the host of a publicly funded television program called Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. This program showed Rogers cringeworthily interacting with kids in a way that is strongly inappropriate, and luring them in with extreme examples of “self-acceptance” which denies the sin nature that exists even in children. Rogers was also a puppeteer who often brought kids into the “land of make-believe” where he interacted with many people, including a police officer named “Officer Clemons” who was a sodomite in real life and Rogers was okay with that, as long as Clemons wasn’t going to gay bars or dating men. This was only to preserve the “Neighborhood,” as back in this time people still had godliness and shame. Rogers in one scene protested the racist tendencies of that day by washing his feet in the same kiddie pool with Clemons, who is an African American. Rogers could have made this bold statement of racial unity with an African American man who wasn’t a sodomite, and it would have been one of the few good things he did in his career.

Rogers was able to talk Congress into funding his disaster of a program in 1969. Later on, Rogers retired from this program and then passed away. He has become a false idol in the internet world, being revered by many including so-called “Christians” who think that being Christlike is being a soft spoken weirdo in a sweater vest. It’s strongly speculated that Rogers was a bisexual as well, from an interview where he said he’s found both men and women attractive. Even giving him the benefit of the doubt on the one, he still supported the sodomite Clemons.

Rogers is being portrayed by accused child abuser Tom Hanks in an upcoming movie, and it makes Rogers seem even more embarrassing given he sounds like a slightly faster talking Forrest Gump (who was autistic/mentally incapacitated) in the movie.

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Sermon 12: Ordination

By Bro. Steven R.

“Let the elders that rule well be counted worthy of double honour, especially they who labour in the word and doctrine.“ -1 Timothy 5:17

First of all, I would like to address the concerns that some people have about the missing content from the old Referata site. We moved to this site from Referata due to recent technical difficulties and a few hacking attempts rendering the site to be borderline unusable. I have to import the articles one by one, and I’m slowly making this effort. With the grace of the Lord on my side, may I eventually move the articles so readers can have a full and rich and usable SimplyChristian experience.

After much thought, prayers, and consideration, our ministry team decided that the SimplyChristian project would benefit from a full time pastoral presence. The Rev. William H. Grimes, formerly the pastor of the New Testament Baptist Church site and currently serving as the pastor of a local physical church in our area, has been serving as the part time overseer of this ministry. He’s also contributed sermons occasionally as a guest preacher on this site. While he will continue to occasionally guest preach, we both believe it is time for the site to have a full time pastor. Therefore, I announce that I am currently seeking ordination to become a pastor and oversee this ministry myself. As its most active participant, this is the most logical course of action. So, I thought I’d take a bit of time to discuss what the Bible says about ordination.

Looking at 1 Timothy 5:17, a good candidate for ordination should labor in the Word and be a hearer and doer of the Word. Many Baptist churches tend to have strict standards when it comes to ordination, and this is a good thing. This is why many startup churches have brothers preaching with a part time overseer involved until there can be a full time pastor present. People in the church need to hear the Word but also need access to the wealth of knowledge and spiritual soundness that an ordained pastor can provide. A pastor need not be single. If he is married, he should have but one wife. It’s important that they not engage in frivolous acts, particularly egregious acts, acts in public, or use artificial birth control or condoms or whatever else is out there. They shall surely not get an abortion as the Lord saith “thou shalt not kill.” However, many stewards of the Lord remain single and celibate. This is the preferred state of being according to 1 Corinthians 7, but marriage is an option should celibacy not be viable. It’s better to marry than to burn, as the Apostle Paul says.

Learning and educational experiences are important for a good ordination candidate, but not learning from secular universities or something like that. If a potential ordination candidate has a bachelors degree from a secular university they absolutely should have a graduate degree from a good solid Bible believing college like Bob Jones University or Liberty University. Liberal Bible colleges that teach evolution and other heresies and allow drinking and smoking shouldn’t be allowed.

When I was in college, a buddy of mine from youth group ended up doing his bachelors in a liberal Bible college called Calvin College. Apparently he spent his nights playing a liberal wicked video game that had just come out called Perfect Dark and it was on the Nintendo 64. This was before Halo and Call of Duty and all that had come out, so this was a very gory and violent game for the time that involved sci-fi themes and multiplayer with violent death matches which was so inappropriate for a liberal Bible college to allow. The point is, it’s important where your potential pastor got his education, as corruption can get anywhere if leniency and flak is allowed.

I plan on continuing this discussion in the next sermon by talking about what a pastor should be. I will also talk more about Bible colleges and education in a future sermon. Please pray for me as I continue the ordination process.

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Steven R. #fundie #wingnut simplychristian.fandom.com

A liberal is a morally bankrupt individual who does not have the moral clarity that is only present in Sacred Scripture. They are typically against traditional marriage, for deviant family units that are far removed from the nuclear family, against life for the unborn, and for corruption in the world that results from the degradation of traditional values that the nation's founders had.

Liberals include such individuals as former President Barry Soetoro, former Secretary of State and current sad loser Hillary Rodham Clinton, her husband and former philanderer in chief Bill "Slick Willie" Clinton, and noted heathen/seductress Taylor Swift. These individuals are quite clearly morally bankrupt, and their influence in modern society has led to the coarsening of American culture, to the point that America is catching up to secular Europe in vulgarity.

Marxists such as Soetoro and Swift claim some form of Christianity, but are usually atheists in hiding. Soetoro was classified as a non-denominational Protestant, but besides going to the hateful "church" of "Rev." Jeremiah Wright, Soetoro has shown no interest in the Lord. Swift is a nominal Episcopalian, a liberal denomination that allows practicing lesbian "bishops" and "priests."

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.fandom.com

Peter Paul (ironic, isn’t it) Montgomery Buttigieg (pronounced “boot-edge-edge”, b. January 19, 1982) is the current mayor of South Bend, Indiana and top contender for the circus show that is the 2020 Democrat presidential primary. Buttigieg believes in universal healthcare, universal college tuition, open borders, rampant secularism, and special “rights” for sodomites.
South Bend has been a disaster since Buttigieg has served as mayor, and Buttigieg is a racist who fired his former police chief for being an African American and pointing out racial bias in the system, thus continuing the racism of liberal Democrats that has been going on since the days of slavery and segregation.

Buttigieg is an open sodomite, and is “married” to his “husband.” He claims to be a Christian but hath not Christ. He’s a member of the post-Christian secular country club known as the Episcopal “Church.”

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.fandom.com

Sermon 11: The New IFB

By Bro. Steven R.

Psalm 51:10 “Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me.”

Pastor Steven Anderson held the “Make America Straight Again” conference in Orlando recently. He was responding to the worldliness of the wicked sodomite reprobates who are recruiting our impressionable youth with candy and fun carnival games and watching carnjval barkers in funny costumes do wacky stuff. The the drag queens and transsexuals take off their clothes and the wicked police force does nothing to enforce public nudity laws!

Satan’s own harlot, Taylor Swift, released a video for her “hit” new single “You Need to Calm Down.” Drag queen and transsexual galore! They mocked Christians as uneducated hicks who can’t spell! I don’t know about you, but I for one am appalled because I am a college graduate!!!!!! I graduated top of my class at Bob Jones University back in the day!

The Old IFB has become very worldly, enjoying smut like a Taylor Swift videos that celebrate sodomy as well as feature Taylor Swift wearing immodest garments like lingerie and a bikini! She also had fake hair dye that apparently is of the bisexual colors! Confirms that she’s a bisexual and engaged in lesbianism with Karlie Kloss! The Old IFB is also okay with wicked video games like Call of Duty and Grand Theft Auto and Super Mario Odyssey! Horrendously wicked sinfulness! The Bible says to be IN the world but not OF the world! Apparently they hath not the salt of the sea! We need to rise up and join in the NEW IFB and have a grand spiritual revival! CAN I GET AN AMEN?!!!