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Yeah, god wouldn't create malaria either right? How about famine or schizophreniacs? Are they man-made? Did the devil make them do it? I thought you guys think that god made everything? Is poison ivey rebelling against god? Are poison arrow frogs forged in the fires of hell? Hypocritical bitch, it's called a penis, not a carrot and it sounds like you need 1000cc's of baby batter, stat!
Why is it that Fundies think about sex all the goddamn time?
"If you're a Christian, BT, you would know that homosexuals aren't born that way because God wouldn't create an abomination unto Himself."
God created you to stick your carrot into another man's gastrointestinal tract. Wow. That's really interesting.
actually, most people, of both genders and all varieties of sexualities, routinely stick carrots into their gastrointestinal tract. It's called eating.
If you're a Christian, BT, you would know that homosexuals aren't born that way because God wouldn't create an abomination unto Himself.
Well, let´s talk about abominations. Following your stupid logic, God would have never created malformed kids, squizofrenic people, hunchbacks or sick ones.
"If you're a Christian, BT, you would know that homosexuals aren't born that way because God wouldn't create an abomination unto Himself."Translation: "If you're a Fundie Christian, BT, you would know that, against all credible evidence, we proclaim that homosexuals aren't born that way because we claim the Bible to be inerrant and people who are different scare us."
"God wouldn't create an abomination unto Himself."
Translation: "God wouldn't create anybody different from us because we are God's most special creations."
"That tells me exactly where you are with your knowledge of the Word."
Translation: "Your take on these ancient fairy tales is different from mine, therefore, you must be wrong."
"You defy it anyway, so I guess it really doesn't matter. Because you believe that God created you to stick your carrot into another man's gastrointestinal tract."
Translation: "I'm too stupid to know the diffence between "defy" and deny." I'm too childish to be able to use the word "penis" without giggling and feeling guilty. I'm too stupid too realize that the stories in the Bible are largely fictional."
"Wow."
Translation: "Wow."
"That's really interesting."
Translation: "I really wish I could have refuted your position with some interesting facts."
you would know that homosexuals aren't born that way because God wouldn't create an abomination unto Himself.
There's a correlation between male homosexuals and having a homosexual male relative on the mother's side. This suggests a genetic component on the X chromosome. There's also been found a correlation between homosexuality and the birth order of boys. A second- or third-born boy is more likely to be gay than a first-born boy. This suggests there may also be a developmental factor in the uterus. The first boy triggers some sort of reaction in the mother which then sensitizes her body to subsequent boys. All this is speculative, but there seems to be no question that homosexuality is heritable.
Wow, John, I was going to post anencephaly, but you've trumped me on grotesqueness with that trisomy eyeball thing! Oh, I may be able to beat you on harlequin-type ichthyosis, but I'm not sure if that one's genetic or some other quirk.ever GIS these, or any of the other crippling genetic disorders that periodically get mentioned here, if you value sound sleep for the forseeable future.
Brain-in-a-jar > Wow, John, I was going to post anencephaly, but you've trumped me on grotesqueness with that trisomy eyeball thing! Oh, I may be able to beat you on harlequin-type ichthyosis, but I'm not sure if that one's genetic or some other quirk.
Um, isn't all sin ultimately a defiance of God, and therefore an abomination unto him? And isn't everyone born in sin? So God is creating abominations unto himself all the time.aren't born in sin, and get to go to heaven anyway. Does Christian heaven have strippers? A beer volcano? If not, how can I get out of this deal?
All things dull and ug-ly,
Well, God creates deformed children, sterile people and all sort of things that the Bible calls abomination. At least, try to be consistent.
God doesn't create abominations unto themselves.
Okay, then I guess he doesn't create stillbirths and birth defects either. Or diseases.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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