Reminds me of a conversation I had with a guy I met in college.
Him: I heard you have a learning disability, so then you’re retarded?
Me: No, I just have a non-verbal learning disability
Him: …So you’re retarded, then?
Me: No, I’m actually quite adept at all things academic and intellectual, I just perform poorly in social situations
Him: Oh, so you’re not retarded, you’re just a loser who will never get a girl in your life
Me: …Yep. That’s about right.