life is a zero-sum game. The point is to fuck other men over, there-by increasing your own pleasure
Fuck a girl? Now she won't fuck men uglier than you and her next guy will have to deal with her blown out holes.
Mog someone on the street? Now he'll feel like shit and might take himself out of the dating game. Less competition.
Make money? Now you fucked over someone else who could have that job or gotten that business.
Life is all about destroying other men and making their lives as miserable as possible.
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“Fuck a girl? Now she won't fuck men uglier than you and her next guy will have to deal with her blown out holes.”
Anyone would think that the pleasure in having sex would be the sex itself. But not you, eh trash? You’re literally so bitter about everything that even getting your wanger wet is tainted. Oh, and ‘blown out holes’? You really have no idea how the female body works, do you?
…so, what’s mogging when it’s at home?
“Make money? Now you fucked over someone else who could have that job or gotten that business. “
That’s funny, because I’m a sole trader with a business under 1 year old and whenever I make a sale of a particular item, I use it as an opportunity to build bridges with other sole traders of different businesses in my sector. When someone buys from me I know they’re happy to buy stuff because they’ve just bought from me, so I say, “In order to enhance your experience, would you like me to put you in contact with someone who can make you a bespoke [insert item here] to compliment what you’ve just bought?” Obviously I use more natural wording than this, but 1 out of every 5 accept and I’ve done some good networking that way - not to mention helping out another sole trader. They’ve already got their wallets out for me and sure, everyone has a finite supply of money, but it may be enough to make multiple purchases. Finite =/= scarce.
“Life is all about destroying other men and making their lives as miserable as possible.”
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the incel who can’t make friends with other men either. I would say I hope he has a dog to keep him company but we’ve seen how these guys view even canine companionship, and it ain’t pretty.
"life is a zero-sum game. The point is to fuck other men over, there-by increasing your own pleasure "
Well, as an atheist, I have to agree that there is no externally sponsored point to life, so your point is as valid as anyone else's. Good luck with that.
Me, I keep getting along in cooperative exchanges. Team work, you know. Getting actual pleasure from helping someone else succeed. Non-pathological interaction with these things we call 'friends.'
"her next guy will have to deal with her blown out holes."
I can see that you can make the girl you have sex with miserable, but I really think the next guy is going to thank you for the opportunity to make her happy. And the low, low bar you're going to set.
1) a. You know that how? And b. That's not how women's anatomy works. Otherwise porn stars wouldn't do multiple videos of them having sex..
2) What the fuck is mogging? This only shows how insecure you are, if you take yourself out of the saying game because of it.
3) That's funny, because Republicans are always going on about "job creators" and how they add X number of jobs to the economy.
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