I honestly didn't know 'hitch' died..
I hope God recorded the "oh f*cking Hell" look on his face when he woke up on the otherside of eternity, and just realized life's work went into the toilet.
I'd like to binge watch several 'great atheists' expressions and their judgement day arguments get flushed..
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...I wonder if this is the same Drich I know?
Eh, probably not. She doesn't seem like the sort to gloat over a man being subjected to eternal torture.
@Skidie: Quite so. Nobody does mindless submission quite like religious fanatics.
"I hope God recorded the "oh f*cking Hell" look on his face when he woke up on the otherside of eternity, and just realized life's work went into the toilet. "
I hope to see the "oh f*cking Hell" look on your face when you wake up on the otherside of eternity, and realize islam is the real religion.
It would be interesting to see their reactions, true.
However, if your God really is all good, all knowing, forgiving, loving and just, he'll know that Hitch honestly believed what he believed on entirely rational grounds, now accepts the evidence before him of God's existence, and God will forgive him entirely.
Unfortunately for your little hate party (which, by the way will see you in significant trouble if you ever come before God) that's the most likely response assuming Jesus' message is actually true. In fact, if you really were a true Christian its an outcome you would embrace with joy.
Read your Bible: If you're cruel, you'll be adjudged cruel.
"For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you." - Matthew 7:2 (ESV).
The Hebrew Bible is even more explicit:
"Ah, you destroyer, who yourself have not been destroyed, you traitor, whom none has betrayed! When you have ceased to destroy, you will be destroyed; and when you have finished betraying, they will betray you." - Isaiah 33:1 (ESV)
You would be better served in fearing for yourself.
This reminds me of a joke:
"God is dead."--Christopher Hitchens, 2007
"Christopher Hitchens is dead."--God, 2013
My best understanding of salvation, pretty much no one on the whole fucking PLANET is going to qualify. At the thought of anyone dying, and facing that capricious, self-centered tyrant in the afterlife, all of us are going to be found wanting.
If i thought there was a god as described by the asshats taht wrote the bible, i’d be sad, not a revenge fantasy.
OR, god actually IS omnibenevolent, and forgives us all for breaking rules he wrote. And no one’s going to burn. And you’ll be so disappointed…
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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