“Women are sluts, and as such they need to be controlled.”
How does that follow the fucked up premise? You guys define yourselves by lackanookie. Girls are, according to you, all about the nookie.
You DESPERATELY want women without inhibitions to sit on your peepees.
"The Taliban and Saudis had the right idea: establish a religious police to control women and punish their misdeeds.”
Idiot, you WANT misdeeds. You want women to feel free to fuck you, not afraid to talk to you.
“Their functions…
* Ensure that drugs including alcohol are not being traded.”
Yes, yes, because prohibition always works.
“Check that women wear the hijab.”
You support your NEVER SEEING CLEAVAGE or ASS again? Have you thought this through?
"Make sure that men and women who are spotted together in public are related.”
Further ensuring your death by loneliness.
“Enforce the ban on camera phone”
Um, okay.
"Prevent the population from engaging in "frivolous" Western customs such as Valentine's Day”
Ah. You can’t stand anyone ELSE having fun, so you liek the idea of policing it to extinction.
THEN you’ll be sure people are still having sexy relationships, but not where you can spy on them. You’ll die of your usual baseless certainty of others’ behavior.
“These are great ideas, and I look forward to the spread of Islam across the world"
No, you do not. You may think you do, but when they start restricting your fun you might not like it.
“It's the solution to our problems. I'm seriously considering converting to Islam.”
G’head. The only problem it solves is your expectations of a sex slave. These people are going to police your porn, your video games, your phone, and your free time.
Much easier, just move to Massachusetts and becmoe a Puritan.