I Present You The Morality Police
Women are sluts, and as such they need to be controlled. The Taliban and Saudis had the right idea: establish a religious police to control women and punish their misdeeds.
Their functions are as follows (from jewpedia):
* Ensure that drugs including alcohol are not being traded.
* Check that women wear the hijab.
* Make sure that men and women who are spotted together in public are related.
* Enforce the ban on camera phone
* Prevent the population from engaging in "frivolous" Western customs such as Valentine's Day
These are great ideas, and I look forward to the spread of Islam across the world. Western sharia police when???
It's the solution to our problems. I'm seriously considering converting to Islam.