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I Present You The Morality Police

Women are sluts, and as such they need to be controlled. The Taliban and Saudis had the right idea: establish a religious police to control women and punish their misdeeds.

Their functions are as follows (from jewpedia):

* Ensure that drugs including alcohol are not being traded.
* Check that women wear the hijab.
* Make sure that men and women who are spotted together in public are related.
* Enforce the ban on camera phone
* Prevent the population from engaging in "frivolous" Western customs such as Valentine's Day

These are great ideas, and I look forward to the spread of Islam across the world. Western sharia police when???

It's the solution to our problems. I'm seriously considering converting to Islam.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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