[SuicideFuel] You can never catch up
Since life is 90% about how much sex you have, there is no way for you to ever catch up.
You spent your youth in suicidal despair while chad spent it inside their young JB girlfriends vagina.
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IT’S! NOT! A! COMPETITION!
And once again, it’s blatantly apparent that incels care purely about quantity, not quality. I would rather wait for the potential of true love that lasts for a lifetime then go through a string of short-lived relationships (let alone the blur of non-stop mindless porn sex you incels desire so much), even if I get less sex in total (although I find this a very dubious assumption in the long run). Hell, even from the perspective of Muh Genes, what matters is not how much sex you have nor if you are her first, what matters is that you are the man she choses to have children with!
Since life is 90% about how much sex you have [citation needed]
Their obsession with sex causes them to miss out on so much else in life they honestly believe “…life is 90% about how much sex you have…”
Any man who has had a couple of girlfriends by now has had sex thousands of times
Any man who has had a couple of girlfriends may have had sex tens of times. That’s a much more accurate picture of what goes on in the bedrooms of average people.
As I’ve pointed out before, life is not a fucking porn movie. This bizarre fantasy world some incels have created around sex has damaged them psychologically and severely.
There is no way you can ever catch up to their level even if you ascend by some miracle.
Not able to catch up - in what way? You can learn good technique fairly early on. If you’re talking about the fantasy of raw numbers, well, you created your own trap.
You spent your youth in suicidal despair while chad spent it inside their young JB girlfriends vagina.
Setting aside the creep factor here, you sure do spend a lot of time thinking about Chad’s dick.
Since life is 90% about how much sex you have, there is no way for you to ever catch up ...and as Sir Isaac Newton was awarded that Knighthood before he died a virgin, you'd better start on your application for British citizenship, then join our armed forces & in a display of conspicuous bravery under enemy fire be awarded the Victoria Cross.
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Because that's the only possible way you'll be able to catch up to the likes of L/Sgt Johnson Beharry, VC, OP.
Even he - with that medal - makes the most uber of 'Chads' look like a soyboy in comparison.
@Lucilius #42323
I think, since their attitude doesn’t change, they just get more resentful. Besides, since they have no understanding of how the world doesn’t equal what they see in porn, no real woman will ever meet their physical standards. Every woman they sleep with will in their minds be a past-the-wall roastie who tricked the incel with their evil leggings or something.
@Lucilius #42323 @Yutolia said, I expect that it would only drive them further into resentment and denial as they scramble to move the goalposts and explain away why it does not count and why they were denied the salvation they were promised. For a good example, see caamib.
If life is 90% about how much sex you have, don’t you then have to be having sex 90% of the time in order to be anything other than subhuman? I’ll admit I used to be able to function on 2 hours 40 minutes of sleep in a night, at least for a couple days like that, but sure can’t now, and I didn’t spend the other 21 hours 20 minutes having sex, because damn, a man’s gotta eat too!
That and, come on, you really think you’re going to be interested in sex if you’re doing it for 90% of your day?
Oh, also, what woman do you expect actually wants sex that much? Oh, wait, you’re probably one of those who thinks you should have a whole harem of female (sorry, femoid) slaves there just for you, and you can suck the, I mean cut off the dick of any man who dares so much as know you even have them.
Sex is important, but not THAT important.
I mean, right there, you say, "Any man who has had a couple of girlfriends by now has had sex thousands of times."
See? You incels spend 85% of your time telling outrageous lies about everyone else's sex life. Just lie about your own. Boom! You have all the benefits the rest of us do from sex.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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