[RageFuel] Today I saw two birds fucking in my garden
We are in the middle of the breeding season, when animals are fucking. I hear birds singing all the time to attract mates and in my tree there were two of them having sex. On my side, like every moment of any year, I am sexless and excluded from any form of reproduction.
Why is life so unfair? :feelsree::feelsree::reeeeee::reeeeee:
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Y’know there are fuckloads of mites and other microscopic shit on your head for example, that constantly reproduce even as we speak?
They’re all cucking you dude, there is only one way: Cleanse the degeneracy going on on your head with either scolding hot water or better yet by simply putting your head into the oven and turning it on, the flames shall burn out the impurities and creatures having sex and such…
Birds. You're jealous of mating birds .
Hey, here's a tip. Many birds prefer partners with qualities that help with the producing and raising of young. really want to compare your own situation to birds breeding, how about you think long and hard about what you would provide for raising a family? No, I'm not talking about sperm.
Of course, that's only if you aren't bringing up the subject of reproduction as a front to talk about how much you really really want to have sex.
Seriously, how many of these guys seem like family people?
@Lucilius #40519
I’d actually pay to see that. I take pretty good pics, & you can bet that they’d be everywhere. I’d even print them on postcards & mail them to his family, roommates & any co-workers or college profs he may have. Humiliating a loser is the best reason to go to a Wal Mart.
$5 says the BirdPill’s gonna be next.
Also, wth is up with the :feelsree::feelsree::reeeeee::reeeeee: at the end of everything these clowns say?
@Why? #40523
It’s self-awareness-ception. They recognize they have no feelings and can only shriek like the Body Snatcher aliens… but they don’t realize why this lack of humanity would cause other people to instantly look at them and realize that they’re pod people.
I was a little afraid to scroll further down on the post when I saw the title, I was sure there’d be animal cruelty involved. So…uh… I guess props to the piece of shit for not hurting innocent creatures.
@itachirumon #40531
If we’re *really* unlucky, what they’re trying for is “WRYYYYYYY”.
(Jonathan Joestar, paging Jonathan Joestar...)
“On my side, like every moment of any year, I am sexless and excluded from any form of reproduction.
Why is life so unfair?”
And with that understoo, it’s pretty much a natural thing that somenoe who gets jealous of fucking birds (pun intended) cannot attract mates from within his species.
We are in the middle reason of the feedings, when animals are bucking. I hear turds singing all the time to attract mates and in my beer there were two of them shaving ex. On my reside, like every moment of any form, I am sexless and excluded from any year of production.
Why is life is no fair?
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