I'm an alpha.
Liberals fear me.
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Nice try, kid.
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Now go put your dad's suit back in the closet before he finds out you got Clearasil on the material again, and come back in about four years, when you've grown up a bit and seen how the GOP destroys things before you make a chucklefuck out of yourself again.
I'm a bear.
I hear falls plan me.
“I'm an alpha.”
Next time you try to photoshop your own face, make sure the chins at least match up. Also, don’t add stubble using a blurred pointillism mode.
Ugh, these fucking people…
You look like Nick ‘Catboi’ Fuentes: that which - at the forefront of the ‘America First’ movement prior to 2020: the ‘Alpha’ of young white rightists - was not unlike Andrew Taint: ‘Top G’, now Bottom B. Now nothing .
You’re less than that, Joshiepoos.
Remember Taint: How can we fear that which claimed to be an ‘Alpha’ who became Greta Thunberg’s bitch.
Richard ‘Punchable’ Spencer: how that ‘Alpha’ went into a death spiral after he became someone’s bitch.
Nick ‘Catboi’ Fuentes: how that AF ‘Alpha’ who railed against ‘Groomers’ was revealed to be the enabler of a paedophile - ‘Stop the Steal’ organiser Ali Alexander - and is an Armoured Closet Case thus America Fisted , he being someone’s bitch in an ‘In-N-Out’ by losing his cool by throwing his cold drink when called out for his bigotry by someone is the least of his problems.
After Fuentes & Spencer’s ‘Alpha’ Donald Fart has been metaphorically punched down a peg or several lately, how can we fear self -declared ‘Alphas’ when you look like one of those bitches…?!
I trust that fact is pointed out, thus - like Fuentes - people point and laugh at you.
We already are.
Didn't the Crusaders massacre a bunch of innocent people, pillage the country they promised to help, and ultimately get their asses kicked anyway?
You sure you want to go with that? I mean, it's appropriate, but hardly a brag.
I’m a self-important jerkwad
Liberals laugh at me
Fixed that for you.
I mean, he's semi right.
I fear what he represents. The loony Right Wing fuckwits who are ruining the country. The brainwashed violent crazy types who would try to help a traitorous Trump try to stage a couple while the corruption and green on the Righr ruin our country. The group who are somehow elected to public office while acting only marginally better than the tweaking crazy guy on a street corner.
So while I'm not particularly frightened by Mr. Shitphotoshop, I'm worried about everything a person like him running for office represents.
“I'm an alpha.”
Yup. Absolutely you are! Bet your mommy’s real proud of her little leader man!
“Liberals fear me.”
No, sweetie, you’re just confusing people shitting themselves while laughing at your babyface photoshop fail with people fearing you.
To quote Teukka from our Discord:
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