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Did you know that Pat Robertson, through rigorous training, leg-pressed 2,000 pounds! How did he do it?
Watch a video of Pat leg-pressing 1,000 pounds.
Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman?
One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients.
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I find it amusing that the demonstration of Pat leg-pressing 2000 lbs. is a video of Pat leg-pressing 1000 lbs..
I think the record leg-press was some college athlete in Florida with a press of 1335 lbs.. It caused burst blood vessels in his eyes. Pat claims to have out done this fellow by 665 lbs., and at the age of 76 no less.
Personally, I don't buy the protein-shake theory. I think his 'age-defying' vitality is due to one of two things;
a) He recieves a daily blood transfusion from Nepalese virgins
or
b) He is possessed by the devil, and his actions are part of a plot by Satan to kill off old people by encouraging them to copy him, and then suffer heart attacks.
I leave it up to you to decide...
Is this the Pat Robertson who bilks millions from trusting souls for faith cures and the second he gets prostrate cancer goes straight into surgery!
He's proof that God doesn't exist. Nothing, least of all a petty, jealous vengeful God, would sit idly by, being that misrepresented by a false prophet.
Shit, his doctor can life 2,700 pounds! Why arnt these people on tv getting tons of money to build bigger chruches? Wont god like that, building massive buildings in his name? I need to start worshiping Supperman.
Julian Is this the Pat Robertson who bilks millions from trusting souls for faith cures and the second he gets prostrate cancer goes straight into surgery!
- surely thats Pat's best feature!
He clearly doesn't believe his own shit, he's just out to scam money from stupid fundies... whats so bad about that?
Hey, the loyal suckers will buy anything I spew out, right? If they buy this "God" thing, why can't I make a little extra by selling protein shakes on the side?
C'mon guys, the protein shake's only one of his secrets. The others are available to members of his congregation, so join today!
[Minimum annual donation $30,000; the secrets to Salvation and eternal life are available to those who donate $60,000,000,000 annually for 30 years!]
Snake Oil Peddler Award?
Oh Pat. Worshipping money again, just because it says "In God we Trust", doesn't mean it's all yours!
I guess he must have had a field day in 1956, when the republican "E Pluribus Unum" motto of the USA (republican, not Republican) got replaced by the theocratic "In God we Trust" (always reminded me of a similar slogan, "Gott mit uns". Anyway, "In God we Trust" always struck me as a baseless affirmation: given his track record, trusting the geezer in the nightshirt is the last thing I'd do, if I believed in him. Oh well, as Barnum said, there's a sucker born every minute...)
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