If you are wearing a mask you are not a Christian
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"By wearing a mask you declare your faith in the Cult of Scientism"
Uh huh. So, you don't go to doctors when sick? Or want your surgeon bare-handed and bare-faced?
If the choice is 'science,' which works, or your god, who doesn't lift a finger but promises afterlife rewards, i'll take science. Because you're an idiot.
If you are wearing a mask you are not a Christian
Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby:
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And Queen Elizabeth II:
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The former: lead clergyman in the Church of England, and the latter: head of the Church of England. Both wearing masks. Indeed: the former - as part of government regulations concerning Coronavirus - performed last year's main Easter service via streaming services in his kitchen .
Now, Kenan: unless you're the one who makes the rules - thus your God Complex is showing - if the above triggers you , then the ones who must repent (Matthew 7:1) aren't the likes of those in the above photos.
If the above doesn't trigger you, then what are you complaining about, Karen...?!
You all are the ones triggered by masks. The idea that you have to do even a tiny little thing in order to help preserve the species scares the shit out of you for some reason. For me, the fact that we discovered this very simple, but pretty fucking effective low grade technology to protect ourselves is actually pretty cool and gives me hope. Your selfishness in the face of a massive humanitarian disaster is what scares me.
Right! Let us not forget the words of Jesus in the gospel of Kenan: "And lo, my brothers, let us not giveth a fuck about our fellow men. Go forth and spread disease, for thine convenience is more precious to the LORD than any thing else under heaven. Plus, if thou wearest a mask, thou art a huge pussy! If that triggers thou, then thou knowest deep down that I am right, so kisseth my balls!"
“By wearing a mask you are hiding your face from both God and Man “
Dude, that ain’t even in your bible.
This whole shitscreech reads very much like a frightened, frustrated little controller finding itself suddenly on the wrong side of the tracks, so to speak.
So it panics. Like a little chucklefuck it is.
The masks are only going away once we have sufficient mass immunity reached. Does that reality trigger you?
Well, Hail Science, then.
I wont stop wearing my mask just because some dumbass fundi sais its satanic.
I do appreciate thatthe OP isn't claiming all science for God. Those guys thgat say math work cuz gawd, science works cuz gawd, etc.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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