Dan #fundie news.yahoo.com

Look what North Korea is doing while the 'Democrats Alarmists' sits around figuring out the next tax grad.
- "THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun. It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning. Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star. "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun".
- 'Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of America (Obama)' should partner with the 'Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea (Kim Jong-un)' to control the rogue sun spots

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