Want to hear a wild story?

First, a little background.

You know the Pentagon has had plans to fake an alien invasion since at least the 1950s.

You know the "moon landings" of the l960s and 70s were fake and filmed on a sound stage. (The first one was directed by Stanley Kubrick).

Keep those two facts in mind and consider what the fake news media has been spewing out for the last several months. They've been telling us that a number of scientists and military personnel working on top secret UFO projects have disappeared without a trace. They told us, just last month, about another fake moon mission.
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We're now hearing reports that fake Christian "pastors" are being told to prepare their congregations for important UFO and alien disclosures:

I'm telling you, the people pulling our strings have a scheme up their sleeves to convince the world that we've made contact with alien creatures. Why they are doing this, I have no idea. It's the fakest and gayest thing in a world of fake and gay things.
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Go back a couple of years to the fake assassination attempt at Butler, Pennsylvania. Because the mass of humanity bought that lie, it was much easier to get them to believe the fake Charlie Kirk assassination, which, in turn, made it easier for them to believe the fake Madura kidnapping, which, in its turn, made it easier for them to believe the fake Artemis moon mission. Now it looks like the hoax pushers are preparing to unleash one of the biggest lies of all - fake contact with fake space aliens.
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Of course, the kicker is that almost everyone on the planet would believe such a story. That's how far gone the human race has become. Everyone who bought into the fake pandemic will buy into a fake alien contact story.

I actually hope Trump does make the announcement. I can't think of anything more hilarious than watching the mass of humanity lose their minds over non-existent space aliens.

Get your popcorn ready.