A triangle pointing up or down is a sign of the unholy trinity to satanists, and is revered as a holy symbol. A triangle in a circle is a really high holy symbol of satanism.
Notice how many things on the market today are shaped like triangles. Clocks, radios, buildings, the list goes on. Pyramids are triangles.
You will find many satanic symbols used on the patches of the boy scouts, girl scouts, and NASA Space program.
Crystals are the rage today. They are demonic. You get your very own demon in every piece. It is part of the New Age movement.
How about unicorns? They are so cute! There are statutes and pictures and stuffed animals and blankets and jewelry of unicorns. Yep! You guessed it! Unicorns are symbols for satanism. Occultism looks at it as a symbol of their god. I've read of testimonies where just having a unicorn what-not in the house caused financial, sexual and physical problems.
Been sick a lot in your life? Can't sleep at night? If you look around your house, you may find pictures and the like of frogs and owls. Oh No! Not my ceramic frogs and owls? YES! The Bible says that owls and frogs are abominable things.
People laughed at Jesus too for what He taught and did. The people that won were the ones that listened and acted upon His words.
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Hi, I'm a real Satanist. I'm here to tell you everything you just said is wrong. Not just wrong, but completely ass backwards. Please stop spreading lies about thing that are beyond your narrow little mind.
Thanks from your friendly neighborhood Satanist.
EVERYTHING has satanic symbolism in them!
Stay in church!
OH NO, WAIT! Those halo's around the saints' heads are inspired by pagan sun worship!
"A triangle pointing up or down is a sign of the unholy trinity to satanists, and is revered as a holy symbol"
Pythagoras must have been the son of Satan himself then.
"Unicorns are symbols for satanism."
Numbers 24:8 God brought him forth from Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of a unicorn
"Crystals are the rage today."
I have one in my wristwatch.
It's the Madraks again. Yawn.
Actually, you ineffable assholes, the triangle is the symbol of the Trinity. There are countless images of it in churches around the world. But I wouldn't expect ignoramuses like you to know. Still, you could try Wikipedia and risk getting some knowledge.
It's fairly obvious these people aren't making any serious effort to follow the colossal reams of prohibitions they seem to write compulsively - you simply couldn't do it. Triangles? They're fucking ubiquitous!
The trouble with insanity is that it's a fickle and selective thing; total, all-encompassing madness is extremely rare, but people who just have one or two misfiring brain paths that lead them to do highly specific, demented things in between otherwise normal activities are very common. It would seem that the compulsive/obsessive behaviour of these people extends only to creating lists of things to be afraid of, but not actually acting on them - just as well, as they'd probably utterly self-destruct if they tried to follow the rules as obsessively as they create them.
"Crystals are the rage today. They are demonic. You get your very own demon in every piece."
If I break a crystal in half, do I get 2 half demons?
I wonder if they have anything in their house? I can't help but think of the lady in Edward Scissorhands who played her organ and had crosses lit up in her house. Their website has an organ dirge.
I Googled these folks and they are ministers. Looks to me they're serious and batsheet crazy.
you know what- if sadists are supposedly so ''violent'' explain quartering, whipping, hanging, gutting, torturing, crucifying- all of which done by CHRISTIANS. And you think owls, unicorns and frogs scared you! :)
"A triangle pointing up or down"
well gee, that's most of them.
"Notice how many things on the market today are shaped like triangles"
Yeah. Video games are fucking filled with them!
"A triangle pointing up or down is a sign of the unholy trinity to satanists."
What about triangles pointing sideways? 'Cos up or down covers a hell of a lot of triangles so there should be some left for the good guys.
"Crystals are the rage today. They are demonic. You get your very own demon in every piece."
Just imagine how many crystals must be in a spoonful of sugar. It must take bloody ages to exorcise your cup of tea so you can drink it!
ZOMG PYTHAGORAS, FADDER OF DE DEBBIL! IN JESUS NAME I CAST YOU OUT!!
Seriously, guys, if you're concerned about demons inhabiting your ceramic tchotchkes, all you have to do is spray them down with Wesson oil. The argument behind this is dodgy, but it boils down to you, being a member of the True Church (that is, most likely, a neopentecostal church) can claim territory for yourself and God from the demons that inhabit it by spraying it with Wesson oil (because the historical anointing oil costs more than most small cars today). Seriously, they've done this to chairs in the Capitol the last time they had to vet a nominee to the Supreme Court.
I don't think there's a single comment these people have made that isn't worthy of a 5 rating here. They really are that nuts -- not as hateful as, say, Fred Phelps and his clan, but quite probably even crazier than they are.
~David D.G.
...This has gotta be a troll. Please tell me it's a troll, if only for the sake of my mental health. D:
Also: Unicorns are symbols for Jesus, the Virgin Mary, and general chastity and purity. Just an FYI.
About two blocks from where I work is a Byzantine Catholic church with a large triangle within a circle on the front as a symbol of the Trinity - God three in one.
Oh wait, they're not Baptist so obviously . . .
You know you guys would save a crapload of time if you just said human nature is demonic. It would also have the advantage that you two would have to get rid of yourselves, which would make the rest of us, rather happy.
Triangles are used a lot because they are the strongest shape, structurally.
Also, they have great names: isosoles, scalene... How can you not like triangles?
Frogs are abominable things? Frogs? Honestly, who could hate frogs? I mean, unless you hate them because they eat mosquitos, and therefore help prevent some diseases. If you like diseases and mosquitos, go ahead and hate frogs. But otherwise, you have issues. You know, I think you hate frogs because they've been around longer then Homo sapiens. And you're jealous. Wait: you probably don't believe in evolution. There goes my argument.
Can't... breathe... laughing so hard that it hurts...
Seriously, have we gotten word back on the Poe status of Demonbuster?
I'm pretty damn sure Jesus preached on compassion and the like.
I'm guessing the capabilities of ceramic animals to ruin your sex life WASN'T part of that.
Also, crystals are "all the rage"???
"Your very own demon in every piece"
That's awesome, I want a demon.
And my aunt and uncle have hundreds of frog related things all over their house, they are perfectly healthy.
Pyramids are triangles?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, yeah, yeah, people laughed at Jerry Lewis, too.
"Crystals are the rage today. They are demonic. You get your very own demon in every piece"
Oh, wow. Throw your your 1-pound box of fine salt. That contains at least 10 million crystals.
"A triangle pointing up or down is a sign of the unholy trinity"
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Oh, and the Site talks a lot about Deliverance.
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You seem to know an awful lot about satanism. Say, how long have you been satanists?
Aren't unicorns symbols for Christ? Is Christ also demonic, perhaps...
I have maybe one frog and one owl. On the other hand we have many Teddy Scares, a Gloomy, two Lenore and several Bad Taste bears. But they are probably symbols of good and holy things in these people's bizarro-world.
1) Triangles are a simple symbol and can be used all over.
2)Salt is a crystal- are you saying salt is demonic?
3) Actually, unicorns were a symbol of Christianity in the middle ages (more specifically, Jesus becoming human), and also a symbol of faithful marriage.
4) If frogs and owls are abominable, then why (according to you) did god make them?
Confused?
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