Evolution Theory (ET) is not natural science. It is supernatural, fable, mythological, and pokemon-styled- science.
I can prove it.
Now, I am a Christian.
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"Evolution Theory (ET) is not natural science. It is supernatural, fable, mythological, and pokemon-styled- science."
So what do you call talking snakes? Or people suddenly rising from the dead? Or huge floods that supposedly wiped out the world along with the heathens (hello, we're still here *waves*). Don't be foolish, samurai. If you want a good fictional read, just open up the nearest bible. It's got everything: murder, adultery, war, peace, prostitution, royalty, angels gone amok, sacrificing livestock... the works! Oh, and don't forget the talking snakes!
"I can prove it.
Now, I am a Christian."
Good for you. What does that have to do with something you obviously know nothing about?
And by that I mean most subjects, asshole.
samurai IS EVOLVING!
samurai EVOLVES INTO...
XIAN!
"I can prove it."
We're waiting..........
All these people claiming the ability to disprove evolutionary theory, but nobody ever provides the goods! Don't they realize a Nobel Prize, world-wide acclaim, and big bucks on the lecture circuit are waiting for them if they do so?
Now, I am a Christian
So you admit bias?
Every time you confuse real evolution with Pokemon evolution, Aruseus kills a Glameow.
Please, think of the Glameow.
He later goes on to insist that evolution is supernatural (mostly because he doesn't like the name), and that it - and genetics! - can only be scientifically proven through 'natural methods' by asking plants and animals if they evolved, preferably by turning scientists into the things they intend to question.
I don't know if he's a troll, or just a Carico/Whiterider-styled loon.
I hope samurai realizes that On the Origin of Species was written over a century before Pokemon.
But then again, this is a Fundie we're talking about.
You'll be hearing from me soon, samurai, for I have registered and now I am waiting for the admin to approve me.
And how is evolution indefensible? For this argument to be any fun, you can't use the "Because God Says So" excuse. You have to PROVE that evolution is wrong by using EMPIRICAL data provided as either common knowledge (in a standard non-creationist Biology textbook), from a credible scientific journal, or, if from neither, the website/book must be cited for reference by other users.
If you do so promise to do so, then I'll bite.
Well, let's hear your proof! Anytime now..., we're waiting...(crickets chirping). Uhm..., he must be watching pokemon. If you ever come up with something, anything besides "all hat no cattle" fake bragging, we'd love to hear it. Somehow I think it would be hysterically funny, pokemon boy!
Come on, Samurai, spout your shit here and see what happens...
People here are not as 'polite' as those on IIDB, where no-one will wish that you die in a fire.
It's that life form again ...
I'm of the view that he visited this page , didn't realise it was a parody, and took to heart this bit in the "Honourable Mentions" section:
"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4)
Samurai claims it all again! Professional FUNDIE! *very loud applause*
Come to think of it, "evolution" is the reason in Pokemon why fundies reject the facts, and hate Pokemon too. Pffft. *snickers, then headbangs* Even some of my Christian classmates play Pokemon. Get on with the facts, samurai.
There should be an award for a "One sentence proves all" or something like that.
Samurai recently launched a very similar thread loaded with the same claptrap on IIDB. As it was in a different place, it got a slightly different audience - but very similar responses.
Inevitably, the thread got locked before open warfare broke out.
I can prove it.
Then do so!
He can prove it.
With Pokémon references.
Lovely.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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