Friends of the political LEFT! What Godless heathens these people are to openly defile Christian principles and break God's laws. We in the USA can't wait for the corrupt Administration promoting single sex marriages to leave. God's wrath is now on the USA because of these defilers of Nature's Law. Even animals have more sense than most people in the USA these days. Yes even the animals are better in the eyes of God! You think single sex marriages a victory? You have no idea of how you will pay for this blasphemy. The very Earth is now against you!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, first it was racial integration, then it was rock music, and now it's gay marriage that's going to bring down the wrath of God on this country. We're still waiting.
"The very Earth is now against you!"
But Azathoth, which rules all time and space from a curiously environed black throne at the centre of Chaos, is with us!
... what?
If your god doesn't like it (and actually exists) then he really needs to up his game if he expects me to give half a flying fuck what he thinks about anything . I'm really not all that impressed by 14 seconds of light, sprinkling rain. Or was it the relatively clear skies for the past two weeks that were supposed to be my undoing?
And given how many times I've seen male dogs & cats fucking each other I'm inclined to think that you either don't know the first fucking thing about actual nature or were unintentionally calling your own self out on your inexcusable stupidity.
"...openly defile Christian principles and break God's laws."
Who the fuck cares what god's laws say? As soon as he writes a constitution and gets it ratified, then he can have his own country. Until then, kindly tell him to stop meddling with ours.
We in the USA can't wait for the corrupt Administration promoting single sex marriages to leave.
If the Supreme Court rules that same sex marriage is legal in all 50 states, a new presidential administration isn't going to be able to change that.
If you thought the conservative tears were bad after the 2012 election, just wait for the Obergefell v. Hodges decision. If the Supreme Court rules in favor of same sex marriage, it's going to open up a whole lotta conservative butthurt.
@Kuno:
Again, god is perfectly OK with every other country in the world which wants to establish SSM. It's apparently only the USA he cares about...
Because God is an American and a Republican.
My Christian faith drives me to support marriage equality, based on the teachings of Jesus.
Since there are other people in the same boat in your contry, your religion isn't an argument against marriage equality.
I am so fucking scared right now. See me shaking in my boots? Oh wait, just wiping your dog shit off of them.
*Goes back to mocking God by not giving a fuck about it's non-existense*
...meanwhile, in the Glorious Peoples Socialist Republic of Kingston-upon-Hull, with it's majority Labour council, and three MPs recently returned to Parliament - which voted in S-SM a few years ago - with increased majorities , enjoy your Democrat administrations for generations to come, o US fundies. [/Hillary Clinton] >:D
Reality is against you!
Because all biblical prophecies are found on Yahoo News,the most reliable of sources, posted by mental patients.
And I am not a friend of the political left-I AM the political left.
"You have no idea of how you will pay for this blasphemy."
We'll have a better, more inclusive and loving society?
*looks around confusedly*
I-Is it? Is this it? *shrugs* well I guess god's wrath isn't anything to worry about at all.
"God's wrath is now on the USA because of these defilers of Nature's Law"
Animals do same sex shit all the time, yadda yadda yadda.
You think single sex marriages a victory?
Yes, I do, and so will future generations. Rant and rave all you like (I certainly won't stop you) but your god is as silent as he is invisible.
"We in the USA can't wait for the corrupt Administration promoting single sex marriages to leave."
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Or you lot can just fuck off, because we're not leaving.
The above did - and for completely different reasons - so what's your excuse, Ronnie?
"God's wrath is now on the USA because of these defilers of Nature's Law. Even animals have more sense than most people in the USA these days. Yes even the animals are better in the eyes of God!"
(*Presses Tannoy button *)
Paging Professor SpukiKitty. Will Prof. SpukiKitty please go to the Nasser Ward for the Terminally Wet, as a patient wearing 'Angel Wings' & holding a NERF foam sword in a bathtub filled with Egyptian river water is waiting. And please bring examples of Homosexuality in Nature with you.
"You have no idea of how you will pay for this blasphemy."
...cash, cheque or Bitcoin? X3
"The very Earth is now against you!"
I don't sleep outside & on the grass. NEXT!
"What Godless heathens these people are to openly defile Christian principles and break God's laws”
“We in the USA can't wait for the corrupt Administration promoting single sex marriages to leave.”
“God's wrath is now on the USA because of these defilers of Nature's Law.”
“Even animals have more sense than most people in the USA these days. Yes even the animals are better in the eyes of God!”
"You think single sex marriages a victory?”
“You have no idea of how you will pay for this blasphemy.”
“The very Earth is now against you!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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