Apóstol del Fin - Edu #fundie #conspiracy

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My kids are well instructed. They know that all the "official truth" is a fairytale, all the crap about Prehistory and Universes and all those scientific theories are void, the truth is in the Holy Scriptutes!

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Good for you. Now be sure to instruct them in how to properly say, “Do you want fries with that,” as that’s probably the only job they’re going to qualify for given their educational future.

Let’s hope these kids realize that you’ve been feeding them bullshit and cut all contacts with you.

the Holy Scrip-tutes?

So where was truth to be found before even the story of Job was transcribed? (Although they’d probably decry the earliest records as false for “hiding” the portions with El, Satan, and Elihu.)

A quote (on the Apollo missions) by Second Man on the Moon Dr. Buzz Aldrin is relevant here:

It is a magnificent testimony to the evolution of humankind

You'd probably say he was a lying Atheist, OP.

So why did he - not long after the LEM 'Eagle' had proved more than just your 'True' Bible wrong when it landed on the Sea of Tranquility - become the first human being to take Communion on another world...?!

The fact he - a Conservative Christian - has a Ph.D should tell you something, A Pissed Hole.

So you locked out your children from any field requiring science, and are proud of it.

So you're making little humans who won't have the necessary tools to do well in today's world? It's not something to be proud of.

“My kids are well instructed.”

Like dogs. Instructions and corrections is all they will ever need after all… Don’t wanna have them catch any of that filthy edumcatium or sumfin!

“My kids are well-instructed in not being well-instructed herp-a-derp-a-doo!”

Bless your heart, you raised a bunch of leaches who are only fit to suck off the teat of everyone elses hard work?

Goody.....

Apóstol del Fin - Edu #fundie #conspiracy twitter.com

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