Anyone who knows me at all knows that I break down creationist biology into four main components: design, natural evil, systematics, speciation, and biogeography.
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Four you say?
oh, yeah, first comment!
Also, anyone that knows Todd realizes that he is a complete and utter douchebag that believes in creationism.
Natural evil as explanation for complexity? WTF?
I break down Star Fleet technology into four main components: Subspace physics, Heisenberg-compensated fabrication, antimatter reactions, and xenobiology. But that still doesn't make Star Trek real.
Anyone who knows me at all knows that I break down creationist biology into four main components: deception, lying for Jesus, ignorance and bullshit.
Plus, I can add up to four! I guess being an engineer in RL has its advantages...
Todd's mind breaks down into four main components: teh stoopid, lies, backassward understanding, logical fallacy generator and a defective calculator.
Anyone who knows me at all knows that I break down creationist biology into four main components: cartooning, anthropomorphizing, hallucination, wild speculation, and outright bullshitting... Five! Our five main components are cartooning, anthropomorphizing, hallucination, wild speculation, and outright bullshitting... and a fanatical devotion to the Pope! Our six main weapons... Among our weapons are... I'll just come in again, shall I?
"...creationist biology..."
Oxymoron.
"...design..."
Please provide an example of something in nature that is designed and, more importantly, explain how we can tell that it has been designed rather than evolved through natural processes (I note that in his blog Todd makes use of the logical fallacy of begging the question. Not a good start).
I see I'm not the only one who's noticed you can't count.
You realize the last three don't work without evolution, right?
"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."
Monty Python
Sorry, this reminded me of that. xD
I'm not that in to quotes like these. Yeah, it's a stupid mistake, but people of all kinds have made them, not just creationists, and unless you are really trying to imply that creationists honestly cannot count, then this quote is no more an indication of them being stupid than me writing "there" instead of "they're". And I know I have done that before when typing too fast.
I think the purpose of this site is to point out the staggering levels of ignorance, self-righteousness, immorality and bigotry that fundies are capable of, not nitpick about grammar and arithmetic.
*Climbs down off soapbox*
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....
Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
I break down creationist biology into four main components: "God of the Gaps" arguments, personal incredulity, false dichotomies and silly "what-ifs". And if Kent Hovind is involved, a fifth: making stuff up.
H:
There are three types of people in this world, those that can count and those that can't.
There are 10 types of people, those who can count and those who can't!
congratulations. You win a "total idiot" prize.
You add nothing of value to human knowledge or culture, merely clog the bandwidth up with unsubstantiated idiocy
I notice a couple of (essentially) "wth is biogeography?" posts. Biogeography is actually a valid subfield in biology, the simplest description is it's about where organisms live, but of course being there's a WHOLE lot more to it than "tigers live in Asia". It can be about habitats, movements, migrations, etc., etc., etc.
So he has the field right, but I'm sure he doesn't actually understand what it is.
And lacking an edit function, still,
Wehpudicabok: actually the last three are biological. Systematics is another way to say taxonomy, and I just explained biogeography.
... you suck at math. I mean, you REALLY suck at math.
Did you make the statement
"I can sum it up in three words: Evolution is a lie"
at one point in your life?
Usless fucktard.
@ Space Lizard
Yeah actually, I think I was being a bit simplistic about it, but however stupid the rest of the post is, I get a bit bored of people nitpicking over minor mistakes which say nothing about the intelligence of the writer. The rest of the post demonstrates Todd's idiocy, of course.
Is there any reason I should know you? Are you gay? Are you a serial Killer? Do you fancy me? Are you filthy rich and want to share half your fortune with me?
If none of the above, kindly fucj off.
Ugh. I read the rest of that blog entry -- Todd believes in baramins, and is possibly teaching classes as a baraminologist, which means whenever he talks shop, he could probably fill up FSTDT for days.
Creationist bioogy IS Designed and Naturally Evil, but it's Unsystematic, and the various lying accounts are so diverse they've speciated.
Five! Our five main components are design, natural evil, systematics, speciation, biogeography and a ruthless dedication to the Pope!
Excuse us...
Clearly math has no part in your academic curriculum.
Also, SPECIATION IS EVOLUTIONARY SCIENCE, DUMBASS
Creationist biology. The non-science of bullshit practised by people who can't even count to five. Real scientists must be cowering in fear.
Then you wonder why we don't take it seriously. At least "evolutionists" can do simple arithmetic.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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