Gay males are men without chests. They have an aching void where their manly chest is supposed to be. They seek to fill this void by attempting to suck the maleness out of another man through sexual appetites of the belly. Gay sex is parasitical and has nothing to do with love.
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>>Soooo. . . what about lesbian sex? They always leave out the lesbians, don't they?<<
Its understandable, of course, because lesbians are awesome.
"its understandable, of course, because lesbians are awesome."
awww, thank you, yahweh...
but you still can't watch.
"Its understandable, of course, because lesbians are awesome."
You're damn straight they are. If I were female, I'd be a lesbian.. or at least bi.
<<<They seek to fill this void by attempting to suck the maleness out of another man through sexual appetites of the belly.>>>
So, gay sex is about removing another man's Y chromosome? How do you remove a chromosome from every cell in his body? Can this ability be harnessed to cure Down's Syndrome? What the hell are "sexual appetites of the belly?" (Please excuse the non-sex-crazed-male-teenager (yes, they exist) if this is a non-fundie concept I'm not familiar with.)
"You're damn straight they are. If I were female, I'd be a lesbian.. or at least bi. "
Isn't that the old joke?
Man comes home and says, "Honey, I just got back from the shrink. I have good news and bad news."
"What's the bad news?"
"I discovered I'm a woman trapped in a man's body."
"That's terrible!!... then what's the good news?"
"The good news is I'm also a lesbian."
I don't know if I should be pleased my submission got in or sickened it existed in the first place. I think I'll go with sickened.
>>a gay man is a woman in a mans body also christianity is parasitical and has nothing to do with love."<<
Just in case you were serious, briannathearchangel, I want to tell you that this statement has as little to do with reality as many of the quotes featured here.
Gay males are men without chests. After all, how often do you hear of a gay man who spenda a ton of time at the gym to develop his body? In other news, up is down, and the sun rises in the west.
Incorrect. Psychological studies explain that men have relationships with other men as they are ideal for a father. Evolutionary psychology explains sexual and love relationships in terms of compatibility. This, unlike christianity, is not lerarned or forced on you. Homosexual men and women seek love in the same way hetrosexual human beings do. The only difference is physical. Get your head out of your cult driven ass
Incorrect. Psychological studies explain that men have relationships with other men as they are ideal for a father. Evolutionary psychology explains sexual and love relationships in terms of compatibility. This, unlike christianity, is not lerarned or forced on you. Homosexual men and women seek love in the same way hetrosexual human beings do. The only difference is physical. Get your head out of your cult driven ass
Incorrect. Psychological studies explain that men have relationships with other men as they are ideal for a father. Evolutionary psychology explains sexual and love relationships in terms of compatibility. This, unlike christianity, is not lerarned or forced on you. Homosexual men and women seek love in the same way hetrosexual human beings do. The only difference is physical. Get your head out of your cult driven ass
OK, straight guys, hear this now:
I WANT YOUR CHESTS! I AM COMING FOR YOUR CHESTS! I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR CHESTS -- NIPPLES, HAIR AND ALL!
*snicker* *snort*
Y'know, I'm pretty sure Freddie here lives in a bubble. Seeing as, you know, he doesn't even know what a gay person IS.
*Looks down*
Actually I have a very nice chest, thank you very much.
And Freud would like a few words with you. Something about a whole new case study.
Oh, but I thought that according to you fundies and your ridiculous stereotypes, that homosexual men were really WOMEN without chests. You know, "men" (your quotation marks, not mine) who speak and act like women, because all homosexuals are effeminate and all women are silly and giggly and flit about like birds? Hence, why you don't like gays, becaues you feel that they "undermine" masculinity, YOUR masculinity, to be exact? Dude, make up your mind.
When i read this i had a disturbing image of a man with a head, a neck, shoulders and another long neck that goes to the beltline and normal from there on down. Eeech. This reminds me of a bad nightmare i had when i was a small child. Bizarre! I have never seen a man with no chest ever. Some of the most manly men i have ever seen are gay. Gay men are men. My chest is perfectly normal. It is somewhat thick with muscle, some hair and two nipples (nonfunctional). The idea that maleness transfusions can happen by sperm sucking is absurd. Do straight guys gain femininity by slurping pj from their womens vj? So they need ro compensate for this by sucking the ocasional penis to offset their aquired feminity.
Popycock
"They have an aching void where their manly chest is supposed to be"
"Pencil necked geeks, grit eatin' creeps with a neck like a stack of dimes. What I wanna know is who's supplyin' the dimes?"______Freddie Blassie
You seem to know an awful lot about how gay men feel, and how gay sex feels. Is there something you want to tell us, Freddy dear? Is that perhaps why you don't mention gay females; because you only have gay males on your mind?
Woah man, do you even know what being gay means? Do you even know how the human body works?
This is why school attendance should be mandatory.
Confused?
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