Justin Honaker #fundie frontier.cincinnati.com

There have been many comments saying that Creationism is bad science and those who believe it are idiots. But consider this, our DNA is 97% similar to a chimps, however, it is a 98% match to that of a (drumroll please) ........ Banana! Also, if you believe that you evolved by chance then that means that your logic evolved by chance, and how do you know that it evolved the right way? You can't even be sure you're using the right arguments against the museum and the theory of creation! (Yes, I said theory of creation, just like the theory of evolution) So if you want to believe that you're just a better looking monkey than "Lucy", I guess you're free to do so. I, however, prefer to believe that I was created in the image of God for a special purpose. Here's to you my Monkey friends, I wish you luck (I guess you believe in that) in your random chatterings! Monkey On!!

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