Everyone wants to be "controversial" this week.
Ha. Amateurs.
Let's evac Middle East Christians, nuke Mecca and Medina. Anyone in the Sandbox who wants to avoid that fate becomes Christian.
Then everyone who supports the #ImpeachmentHearing gets parked in the fallout zone.
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Enjoy your fascism while you can, buddy, because the SECOND your Orange Messiah’s porky ass is out of the White House, we’re gonna hurt you so damn hard. Some changes you can expect to see include (but are by no means limited to):
-every church in the country will have the absolute shit taxed out of them until they go completely bankrupt, and then converted into either abortion clinics or gay strip clubs while the money funds Medicare-For-All;
-airplanes will fly over the Bible Belt 6 days a week dropping condoms, porn magazines, and sex toys, while on Sundays they'll drop boxes full of atheist manifestos such as Richard Dawkins’ ‘The God Delusion’;
-scamming televangelists like Joel Osteen will be sent to prison ASAP and given extra-slippery soap, while the money they stole goes to fund hospitals and Pride parades;
-EVERY assault weapon in the country will be confiscated, melted down, and turned into statues of civil rights leaders, which will then be placed in every public park in the US;
-schools and roads will be renamed after scientists and civil rights activists;
-Fox News and all of its spinoffs will be immediately cancelled and replaced with reruns of 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' and 'Futurama';
-anybody who complains about the above statements will get an openly LGBTQ+ Disney/Marvel Comics character named after them, starting with you.
Does this sound fair enough?
"Then everyone who supports the #ImpeachmentHearing gets parked in the fallout zone."
With today's nukes, the fallout zone is the entire fucking world, so, yeah, we're already there.
But it's interesting that even supporting AN INQUIRY is a crime punishable by death to you. The deposition transcripts have been released, the testimony is on national television, the rules were voted on and being adhered to... If the Pres isn't dirty, what's to be afraid of?
On the other hand, Bonespurs is the 'business leader' who's gone bankrupt more often than I've been on shore commands. A billionaire who sues to hide his taxes. A patriot who dodged the draft. A genius who sues to hide his school grades.
Violent “christianity”. Check
Atomic weapons. Check
Kill, kill, kill. Check
Islamophobia. Check
Trump, love him or die. Check
Come on, send God a MAGA hat.
Everyone wants to be "controversial" this week
Well, people personally appointed by Donald Fart have thrown him under the bus: and this week isn't even over.
Ha. Amateurs
And compared to those who were more than controversial in a certain hearing a few days ago, thanks for admitting that you & all your ilk are .
The 'Emprah' of those who are 'Edgy' has been proven to be less than amateur in reaching the absolute pinnacle of human ambition: when he couldn't learn his own script at that press conference on the White House lawn:
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When those in amateur dramatics have learned theirs. The young Mark Hamill certainly appreciated being more than just a seasoned Jedi Knight's Padawan, when Sir Alec Guinness passed on his experience to him in what would result in his Rise decades later.
Once you reach that pinnacle of human ambition Donnie-boy, the only way is down .
As it was for another Emperor that was more than controversial...!
Confused?
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