“I personally believe in Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, but I’m also a killer,” said officer Dan Page, a 35-year veteran, in the video. “I’ve killed a lot. And if I need to, I’ll kill a whole bunch more. If you don’t want to get killed, don’t show up in front of me. I have no problems with it. God did not raise me to be a coward." Page added, “I’m into diversity — I kill everybody. I don’t care."
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"The order is for murder,
And we've been there before,
The men in black are coming back,
To serve the killing floor"
("Killers" by Motorhead)
Killing for Jesus, how nice. It's amazing how Christians can totally ignore "Thou shalt not kill" even though it's right there in their own holy book.
And if you read the article, he apparently went to Kenya in search of proof of Obama's birth there because he's also a birther. So not only is he crazy, he's ca-ray-zay.
Who would Jesus shoot?
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“I personally believe in Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, but I’m also a killer,”
Just because you tell Jesus he's your savior doesn't mean he agrees with you.
I just located and watched a few minutes of a mirror on youtube. It's painful, right off the bat he pulls out a copy of the Declaration of Independence to give what he calls an "abbreviated reading" and provides his "interpretation" as we go.
He begins by saying,"there's a set of morals in here we no longer abide by" blah blah reading on (I'm stealing a quote from Kuno's link to the Independant here) ...
His speech quotes the declaration of independence’s statement that “all men are created equal ”. He says: “That does not mean affirmative action. It means we’re all equal
God does not respect persons so we have no business passing hate crime laws. None. Because we're setting aside a group of people special."
and of course we quickly come to " ... endowed by their creator " which Page emphasizes by pointing to the sky and states the obligatory "that would be Jesus Christ "
I couldn't find the will to go on.
Here's the link, apparently the channel owner isn't bright enough to give his mirror of the video a title of proper length. Is it any surprise that comments and "likes" are disabled ?
Red Alert!!! Sgt Major Dan Page the truth of Ameri
First Zoe Quinn corrupts gaming journalism now we find out that ... oh wait they'd been giving sociopaths badges for years now. If a 1984-style dystopia happens these guys, backed by the NSA, will likely go on a killing spree.
Of course its a common misnomer that the 10 commandments prohibited all killing, as the detailed rules which accompanied the commandments set out a large number of transgressions in which death is the penalty. At best it is a prohibition against unjustified killing, which probably gets mad dog Pagie off that particular hook.
However, Jesus was pretty specific about when you sin, and its not just by doing - its also desiring the doing. Dan is a sinner, as damned as they come, because he just wants to kill stuff. As far as Jesus' teachings are concerned, that's no different from doing so. Of course, Dan will get off again because there ain't no God, so he will never be judged, but if he was a real believer in Jesus he would know the only place he's going, after a very unplesant review of his innermost thoughts and desires at the feet of God, is hell.
If you shouldn't have had your badge taken away before instead of being put on "administrative leave," you definitely should have it taken away now. Looks like you could use some mandatory mental-health treatment, too.
Thou shalt not kill
-Exodus, 20:13
Old testament bible god would probably be happy with you, in fact he'd probably have entire races of men, women (including pregnant women), children, infants, and animals that he would tell you to kill. And he'd tell you to keep the virgins for you to rape later. And maybe, if the bears were busy mauling someone else for bible god, you'd get a chance to kill 42 kids for making fun of an old guy's bald head.
Oh, wait, then he would say, "Thou shalt not kill".
I'd say that it's the cowards that kill other people. Brave people take care of the problem without violence. Anger and fear are very closely related.
"That which you do to the least of my people, you do unto me."
This dolt has apparently killed Jesus, a lot.
@Beezlebub
Dirty Harry stands up pretty good compared to this guy. I'm guessing you're going by the "Harry hates everybody" line but Dirty Harry wasn't just blowing away unarmed innocents like these looser fucks.
As for this guy having this mindset and still being Jesus' own? Why is anyone surprized? Did he misunderstand the words of Jesus? Don't they all? Was he misinformed by the church or parents on the meaning of Jesus' ministry? Aren't they all?
God, Guns and family. In that order to these people.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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