Was sex in space one of the experiments the columbia crew performed? If so, the ones who were married committed adultery in space and the rest committed formnication and perhaps homosexuality. If that is so then they got what they deserved. Should those who help corrupt and introduce human depravity into space be regarded as heros?
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Snopes says you're a dumbass, Robbie Lee.
And who gives a fuck if they did? We'll be living there permanently soon enough.
I really want to try sex in space. I asked my high-school science teacher what effect she thought zero-gravity would have on sex....
She said you'd probably need something to hold on to, to get any decent thrust. (Btw Bobby, she taught us about evolution like it was a FACT too!).
I imagine the woman's breasts (assuming at least one woman is involved) will go bouncing like in a hentai video.
Also, great reversal of the logics. Instead of "you sin so something bad will happen", we move on to "something bad happened so you sinned".
Ahh, good old "just world" fallacy. They died horribly, so they must have done something wrong!
We really must encourage more people to grow out of this primitive and dangerous mode of thought by about age six or so.
thoroughly nasty site, thoroughly nasty man.
The only thing you can say is that he is consistent in his hatred of almost everybody, and his self-righteousness shines like a rotting fish..
Ridiculous, to say the least. One, do you know if they were really having sex, or if they were fornicating or having homosexual sex or whatever?. Second, thousands of missions, were people were less than saints, succeed, why would God punish this yes and the others don't?. Moreover, why do you asume that they deserve to die or whatever because of sex crimes, when Jesus forgave an adultress?, couldn't they be liars or just less than perfect?
"She said you'd probably need something to hold on to, to get any decent thrust. (Btw Bobby, she taught us about evolution like it was a FACT too!)."
"Making love in a zero-g environment
may be more hazardous than advocates assume.
Adrift in compartments three-dimensional,
pelvic push may quickly find
lovers parted and marooned
or rebounding off the walls... ricochet free fall."
I'd say the mechanics of the process depends in a large part upon gravity, but maybe not. It needs leverage, at the very least, which may require a bondage frame for one of the participants...
He makes a false statement and then continues a meaningless fantasy about what would happen if it were true:
Was sex in space one of the experiments the columbia crew performed?
No.
If so , the ones who were married committed adultery in space and the rest committed formnication and perhaps homosexuality.
But it isn't so, so they didn't.
If that is so then they got what they deserved.
But it isn't so, so they didn't.
Should those who help corrupt and introduce human depravity into space be regarded as heros?
But no corruption happened, so this is a rhetorical question.
De mortuis nihil nisi bonum.
It's easy to defame the dead through insinuation, Isn't it. The only problem is that it shows an utter lack of decency and goodness on the part of whoever does so.
WTF? No, Mr. Lee. A 5 lb piece of foam broke off the External Tank, smashing into the wing of Columbia just after launch. This cause a breach in the left wing. Upon re-entry, super-heated gasses entered the breach, creating a massive structural breach, which caused the disintegration of Columbia. For proof of this, all one has to do is watch the launch video. The foam is seen clearly striking the wing.
So, you fail. No they were not having sex in orbit.
For one thing, that experiment is only an urban legend, and for another thing, I don't think NASA would ask people to fuck in space if they weren't already fucking on Earth.
Not to mention how awkward it would be to find it in the mission requirements.
At the time the muslim fundies claimed
1) columbia was destroyed because there was an infidel hindu on the flight.
2) allah was smiting the great satan for oppressing the palestinians (the breakup started over palestine ,TX.)
Do fundies really have so much free time that they can think of shit like this? But this has given me some wild ideas, as there are several women I can think of that I would love to do this experiment with in zero gravity. But that environment turns the most mundane tasks on their heads: eating, going to the bathroom, shaving for men (don't want whiskers floating around.) So how do we do it without, er, fluid floating around afterward? It could get messy.
If there had been sex in space, surely there would have been a paper or two published on it. Not to mention an Ig Nobel Prize. (I wonder what this guy, who is evidently a Fred Phelps wannabe as well as a theocratic crank, would think of the sex-in-the-MRI experiment...)
Michael brings up a good point.
Even if the Astronauts DID have sin-drenched sex in low earth orbit, the piece of styrofoam that fatally damaged the Columbia's wing broke off BEFORE the shuttle left the atmosphere.
So, Robert T. Lee, are you saying that God inflicted his punishment upon the Astronauts BEFORE they'd committed the sins you ascribe to them?
Fuck the what?
Seriously, does this asshat really think things pulled out of his ass are automatically valid?
Jesus, how is such a littl eball of hate and insanity like this come to exist? Just attempting to contemplate makes my brain bleed.
Reality doesn't work that way!
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Now that you mention it, zero-gravity sex sounds kinda fun. I should try it sometime.
By the way, according to that myth, the sex was between MARRIED COUPLES.
So apparently married people having sex is wrong. Yay, the fundies won't breed!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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