Another worthless study by a liberal/secular-progressive college. It’s plain and simple. If you feel sexual urges, read your bible. The bible says that an idle mind is the devil’s workshop.
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If you feel sexual urges, read your bible.
"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies." - Song of Songs 4:5
"A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts." - Song of Songs 1:13
"As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste." - Song of Songs 2:3
Uh huh...
"Remember kids, sex is evil. Do not talk or think about it, ever."
How is that even an alternative to decent education?
[ It’s plain and simple. If you feel sexual urges, read your bible. ]
Yeah, all those passages about raping virgins won't make you horny at all.
The bible says that an idle mind is the devil's workshop.
Where? I don't ever remember reading that in the bible. And why would one read the bible if you have a sexual urge? Is that supposed to make you even hornier, you know, get you in the mood? Maybe fundies get off on that. To others though, bilophilia is pretty sick. Do you actually have sex with the book? How does that work? Is there porn on it? I need to know, so I know which websites to avoid.
And God gave us those urges, what for exactly?. And if you read your Bible, from the Song of songs to all the stories where the guys can't keep their pants on, it's not going to be helpful. Jokes aside, sex is like riding a bike, you have to practice and assimilate it. If you supress your urges, you can suffer the same that the bullimic and anorexic people suffer, that you lose something which is normal and natural.
No, John Bunyan said that. And it, in turn, is a version of an old English proverb with numerous variations. The Bible says "It's a Long Way to Tipperary."
I thought it was "idle hands", but whatever.
When I feel sexual urges, sure, I can take care of 'em, and they go away.
Or, I could try to read a book. Or surf the web. Or otherwise distract myself, and delay dealing with those urges for a while. But they don't just "go away".
If you feel sexual urges, read your bible.
Personally I prefer porn, or calling my boyfriend over, but hey... whatever floats your boat.
Actually it's "idle hands are the Devil's workshop", stupid. You don't even know your corny old phrases, and no, it's not in the bible. Go back to second grade.
If you feel sexual urges and nobody wishes to indulge you, then use your imagination or go look at porn.
Whoosh! fantasies are perfectly legitimate in these instances.
The bible also says that the world stood still for a dude who prayed hard enough, a woman ate a magic piece of fruit and screwed us all over, that a pissed off Jewish zombie will return to the Earth with a rod covered with blood, not to pick up sticks on the Sabbath or wear clothing of mixed fibers.
Now, what were you saying?
I went to see what it is RR is whining about, and it's the study that has found abstinence pledges are ineffective at reducing teen sexual activity, disease transfer, coercion and violence in relationships, confidence in oneself, understanding of sex and sexuality and early pregnancy.
Color me fucking unsurprised. It's coming back to bite you in the ass now, isn't it abstinence fundies?
Yes read your bible, especially the Song of Solomon, if that doesn't clear your head of those sexual desires, nothing will.
Reminds me of the Moral Orel episode where he joins the sinners club.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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