Marital sex tends toward the boring end. Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does . If you isolate sexuality as something solely for one's own personal amusement, if all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get, then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist.
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Perhaps Paul's marital sex tends toward the boring end but he isn't speaking about the wife and I, and we're pretty sure he's not speaking for most straight couples.
We see this argument often from fundies. Though most of their arguments are based on fantasy instead of reality, I suspect that they've thoroughly grounded this opinion in ... research. Then replicated their experiments, and done a lot of data-sharing.
Note Paul Cameron established the Family Research Institute. Just further proof that whenever you see an organization with the name 'Family' in America it is almost always an homophobic institution (e.g, Family Research Council, Focus on the Family).
if there has ever been a self-hating closet case, this is it.
Why? because actual heterosexuals don't get any pleasure out of gay sex. we are really only interested in, and get "sheer sexual pleasure" and "most satisfying orgasms" from, hetero sex. I don't "resist" homosexuality, I'm just not feeling it.
Yeah, whenever my sex life with a partner is in a rut, I invariably think to myself: "Man, wouldn't it be hot to get it on with a big, hairy dude? Just rubbing his hairy man chest would give me mind-bottling orgasms! Homosexual sex would give me sheer sexual pleasure."
There's a reason some guys think about the sheer sexual pleasure of "homosexual sex,' Paul. They are homosexuals. Just like people who fantasize a lot about it and then talk about those fantasies during magazine interviews.
Here's what Mr Cameron's closet probably look like :
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In a sadder perspective, it looks like Paul Cameron "caught the ghey" (well, it is probably how he felt it) from the pedophile who molested him at age 4. I guess this explains his negative attitude towards homosexuality.
@Blue_J : Well, I think he sounds exactly the way he wants to sound. Don't forget that for him, sexual orientation isn't a function of personal preferences, it is something than one actively chooses . From his point of view, everyone is as obsessed with cocks, buttsecks and raw sexuality as him, but only those who give in to these universal temptations are gay.
That's how he can "honestly" consider himself heterosexual, despite what appears for us to be a serious case of trasparent closet. And in some way, he's actually right. The emotions, the pulsions, the cravings he associates with homosexuality would clearly make him dangerously inadapted in a gay environment, let alone in a gay relationship. He may be a bad heterosexual, but I'm convinced he would make an even worse gay man.
Marital sex and homosexual sex are not mutually exclusive and in fact can be one in the same.
Oh, and it most certainly delivers sheer sexual pleasure, for a homosexual anyway, or a bisexual.
So....which is it for you?
Ok, Paul Cameron, I get it! You are bisexual, welcome to the club!
A straight man would never and I mean never be interested in having sex with another man. I have straight friends and the mere thought of sucking on you-know-what gross them out seriously and it's not because they hate gays, it simply is not in their makeup. Same for straight women when it comes to having sex with other women.
You and every other man who feel you would have sex with a man and the idea doesn't freak you out, you are bisexual. Deal with it!
Marital sex tends toward the boring end. Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does.
THEN YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
Why can't hetero couples just have anal sex then?
Hell, they could even experiment and the woman could use a strap-on.
"Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does."
...well, yes. If you're gay, that is, Mr. Cameron.
If your spouse/significant other loses interest in sex, it's because you no longer interest them in bed. Or they've had severe head trauma that altered their personality and, by extent, their libido.
If you find hetero sex boring, guess what you probably are?
Have you consider that sex, in general, not just homosexual one, tends to be boring after a while?. Because, you know, most homosexuals doesn't seem to be married before they realise that.
"...if all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get, then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist."
Why do I keep getting the thought that this is an insider speaking?
"Marital sex tends toward the boring end"
Whilst we're not married, my girlfriend never finds my end boring.
Or she does , if you think about it...!
[/Finbarr Saunders]
Drilling for oil is boring.
X3
"Marital sex tends toward the boring end. Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does. "
I wholeheartedly agree, but I am gay--just like you, buddy. :)
Of all the mental gymnastics I've seen some folks play in order to stay in denial of their true sexual orientation, Paul Cameron's is undoubtedly the most ridiculously and painfully contorted I've ever seen, by far. Such impressive feats of denial can only be possible if you are one of the least self-aware people in existence. Can you even be considered sentient when you lack that much self-awareness?
There isn't much you can say about this one, it really speaks for itself.
Paul, straight guys do not find homosexual sex to be irresistible, actually they find it repulsive and disgusting. Think about it, bro.
@Street Sharks : "Paul, straight guys do not find homosexual sex to be irresistible, actually they find it repulsive and disgusting. Think about it, bro."
Well, not necessarily, many heterosexual men are simply indifferent and unattracted towards gay sex. Heh, some of them even find it fun in principle, that's just not "their thing".
But yeah, to say heterosexual sex "doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does", there must be something going on.
Marital sex tends toward the boring end. Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does. If you isolate sexuality as something solely for one's own personal amusement, if all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get, then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist.
Wow, I think we know who's in the closet. >_>
</five millionth "closet" joke>
@Jae
"Does he think things can't get a bit dull in a gay relationship if you don't try and keep it fresh?"
Maybe if Paul tried hanging off the chandelier, whilst wearing stockings, a belt tied around his neck, and a poppers-soaked tangerine up his bum. Which he'd jumped onto, from that closet of his.
[/Stephen Milligan]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan
To my knowledge, when people get bored of their marriage, they cheat with people of the opposite sex. You know, it's called ATTRACTION.
So, is Mr. Cameron against same sex marriage because he fears that it will make gay sex also boring?
And Mr. Cameron, let me repeat what anyone else has said: If sex with someone of your own gender gives you “the most satisfying orgasm you can get”, then you are at least bisexual. Now you just have to realize that there is nothing wrong with that and you’ll see your life improve.
What about homosexuals who are engaged in marital sex?
I'd isolate sexuality as something solely for the personal amusement and satisfaction of everyone involved. I've been together with the same man for over 26 years, and very seldom get bored.
What's so very special about homosexuality orgasms?
I bet "Rolling Stone" magazine had wished they'd interviewed David Cameron; even his political spin wouldn't have been as insane as Paulie's screwed -up logic here.
...still, at least it produced such lulzy quotes for us to point & laugh at, eh FSTDTers?
Even an interview with James Cameron would be far more interesting; as has been the article with Daniel Craig in the past. To say nothing of...:
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I dunno, from what I hear, my boyfriend's ex was pretty shit at this. Could be we do it, not because the other way is boring, but rather that the other way is not right for us.
But that's crazy talk.
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