“Honestly I hate lesbians for the most emotional reason ever.”
Envy?
“No, it's not only because homosexuality is bad for society.”
Well, we’ve had homosexuals for longer than we’ve had society, so apparently not THAT bad…
“No, it's not only because lesbians are ugly and fat.”
Elvira has been living in a secret lesbian relationship for a long, long time.
“It's because I'm mad at my own situation as a virgin with rage.”
And you blame women who wouldn’t want to fuck you if you were the only man alive?
"I walk past lesbian couples, there is usually the taller attractive woman, and then there is the shorter ugly fat goblin creature she's dating. In my mind this chick overlooked me, a man with superior genetics and superior moral character for this ugly gremlin creature.”
And a dick. Which makes you an ogre.
How is this not centermost in your for-lack-of-a-better-word brain?
“And I know this creature feels glad that she has robbed the male dating pool of an attractive woman.”
Dude, you never had a chance…
“I hate lesbians and feel enraged every time I see them in public.”
Gouge your eyes out, then.
“Despair aside, why are lesbian couples usually a tall thin attractive woman with some short fat woman with her?”
Just to piss you off.
“I've maybe seen two attractive lesbian couples in my whole life.”
You’re filled with hate, who can trust your impression?