(from the same guy that wrote the… poem… from a few days ago, early this one was made in the 17th of November)

A Murder of Crows

She took a global tour - a sixteen year old sage
She preaches warming politics to those three times her age
No science does she know at all as that would slow her down
Such inconvenient knowledge might dilute her little frown
And then she's off to Chile, to scowl and preach the lie
That everyone should panic 'cause we're all about to die
But Chileans ain't ready, they're dying on their feet
Resisting commie bastardry they march the bloody street

They took a global tour - rowing north to reach the pole
They put their faith in water and could preach it from the soul
Now water gets quite solid, see. It's difficult you know;
The challenges you have when you have to hike to row
But up toward the heat they rowed; the dogs began to tire
"We shoulda brung some elephunts, like Hannabull in the fire."
You see their minds were just as sharp as from the very start
When models of the cryosphere had proved them very smart

They took a global tour - They really got annoyed
They had to prove to one and all that Earth would be destroyed
So down into the cold they sailed, in fact they did it twice
To prove that water melted, they trapped themselves in ice
They had to call a rescue; two breakers joined the trap
Until a Russian juggernaut traversed across the map
But rescue isn't good enough; it helps belie the lie
They know by intuition that the Earth is bound to die

They took a global tour - to prove the Earth was flat
They drew a circle round the Earth and said "How straight was that!"
Prepared to double down lest their meme should be attacked
Or their argument be subject to the sway of truth and fact
An embarrassment of scholarships, of grants, and prize Nobel
Avails the wise astrologer with political lies to sell
And guarantee of tenure any fool who dares demand
That anthro genic CO2 be forced to take the stand

They took a global tour - some magic cows to find
They took great care to guarantee their brains were left behind
For cognitive impairment has to seem to be quite sound
Or denialist projection won't be seen to hold its ground
But where do the magic cows all live, the ones creating heat?
The cows that fart by magic much more carbon than they eat?
For magic cows make carbon and they have to let it go
Releasing evil carbon to the atmospheric flow

Where was this global tour? - the magic cows were there
Where food for magic cows is made with carbon from the air
Now carbon makes the world go round and magic cows all know
That alchemizing molecules with magic makes them grow
Where comes the extra molecule? No cow has ever told
But man's deludination loves a witch's tale that's bold
And "carbon-neutral" undermines the meme men try to sell
While magic molecules are wrought by alchemy so well

Just take a global tour - to prove the Earth has changed
Just look and see that everyone around you is deranged
You'll find that every place you go has extra heat in store
And everywhere is hotter than it's ever been before
Adjusted data guarantees the latest graphs are best
For every single place is now much hotter than the rest
And if they have you all convinced by proclamations terse
They took your mind by subterfuge: your life gets only worse

(The irony of this quote in the description is not lost)

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." George Orwell