Sweetie, read your bible. ALL science is evil. Physics tells us that the earth can not stand still in the sky, geology tells us that the earth is billions of years old, biology tells us that people can't live to be 200 and that evolution is real (lol, like proof means anything to us), Genetics does nothing back back up evolution and honestly I am a little skeptical of the field known as "computer science". I mean I know computers are real (duh, you can touch them), but I am not so sure that all those numbers and letter they call "code" is anything but a slam against our Lord that is "coded" in a language only the intelligent can understand.
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They admit it! They're just idiots who wont accept anything outside their world view despite the evidence!
That said, get the fuck off the internet you cunt because that shit is made of SCIENCE!!! I should know because I'm Professor von SCIENCE!!!
This is, of course, a Poe. It is impossible not to see the massive sarcasm - beginning with the username and continuing with... well, anything else.
Still, this one gave me a chuckle:
"(lol, like proof means anything to us)"
Poe, certainly. But never has a word been truer that has ever been spoken in jest than this semi apelike atrocity. That's because it's almost impossible to parody the stupidity of a fundie who has access to a computer.
I'm waiting for the day that a creationist will invent a new computer made out of dirt and prayer, powered by stoned children. And zombies will communicate on the magic network.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why people stereotype all Christians as being anti-science and it annoys me. I love science. Study different aspects of it in my spare time. Science and religion don't have to conflict.
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You fail to see the MASSIVE irony in the fact that no matter how crazy I try and be, I am indistinguishable from a serious conspiracy theorist. Poe's Law at it's finest."
TGFG even admits to being a Poe.
"ALL science is evil"
...so sayeth the one on the science-created computer.
In all my days of building/repairing/upgrading computers, I've yet to see on any of the components 'Made by God' on such, so I'm afraid that your entire argument is invalid.
Sweetie, read your bible. ALL science is evil.
*Sheesh*
And like the others said, I smell The Raven's droppings all over this.
Then why the HELL are you using one of the greatest scientific instrument of the age, the internet? Oh, and sweetie? Lose the sarcasm, because you have absolutely no reason to lord it over others.
Honey, read your Bible, it has no clue what science is.
@Liberal Christian
"Science and religion don't have to conflict."
Your right. Just as you don't have to concern yourself with baseball rules when watching football.
Actually, anyone with at least half a brain, can learn to read (and write) computer "code." Things called compilers and assemblers translate human like commands into machine code.
For x=1 to 99
See how easy that was?
As a computer scientist I'm almost sad this one's likely a poe. My field usually just doesn't get the love it deserves from fundies.
That having been said: I totally found this in some decompiled Windows Systems files:
"if(user.isFundie() = true) { System.download(virus.all) }"
"I am not so sure that all those numbers and letter they call "code" is anything but a slam against our Lord that is "coded" in a language only the intelligent can understand.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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