You are not gay.
You are not trans.
You are a sinner.
Repent.
Turn to Jesus Christ.
He will wash you and make you new.
See 1 Corinthians 6:9-11.
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You are not religious.
You are not doing the right thing.
You are a bigot.
Repent.
Turn to reason.
It will help you make decisions without constant fear of upsetting the big man upstairs.
See Dan Barker’s ‘Losing Faith in Faith’.
You are a sinner.
You know, you lot keep calling others “sinners”, but you forget one very important thing: WHO THE FRACK CARES!? For non-fundies (aka, reality) “Sin” is an imaginary disease created to con people into buying overpriced placebos. Trying to scare people by saying they are “sinners” does NOT WORK if they don’t believe in it.
He’s right, ya know. Partially, anyway. I’m not gay, nor am I trans. He’s wrong on the other part, though. “Sin” is considered a transgression against a deity, & since I don’t buy into the existence of any deities, I’m not a sinner. I’m no doubt considered one by these lunatics, in that I support equality & opportunity for everyone, including gay & trans people. Everyone else most likely just considers me to be an asshole.
Don’t you hate it when other people tell you what you feel? It’s so stupid. It’s like they think they’re hypnotizing you or something… like some weirdo hypno-gaslight-Kilgrave…
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[CUE THERAMIN NOISES AND A SPINNING SWIRLY OVERLAYED OVER HIS FACE…]
… “YOU ARE NOT GAY! YOU’RE A MAN WHO LIKES WOMEN! YOU’RE A WOMAN WHO LIKES MEN!”
“YOU’RE A CUTE GIRL NAMED ELLEN PAGE! YOU’RE A GUY NAMED BRUCE JENNER!”
“YOU KNOOOOW DEEP DOWN THAT BLACKS ARE SUBHUMAN APE-PEOPLE AND ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS AND DONALD TRUMP IS AWESOME!”
“YOU ARE FEEEEEMALE THEREFORE YOU LOVE BEING RAPED, DOMINATED AND SERVING MEN LIKE THE LESSER-APENDAGE YOU ARRRE!”
"You are not gay.”
Okay, well, even a stopped clock is right every so often.
“You are not trans.”
Nope.
“You are a sinner.”
That one i see no reason to believe.
“Repent.”
Feel guilty that two complete innocents trusted someone who spoke to them and we all got punished for it?
But the same guy that punished them for existing AS THEY WERE MADE will forgive me of THEIR crime if i tell him that i think he did the right tthing.
“Turn to Jesus Christ.”
Not in a big hurry, there.
“He will wash you and make you new.”
Seems unlikely. A whole LOT of people saying they’ve been washed in the blood of the lamb are still selfish, judgmental asshats.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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