Where the fuck do I even fucking begin with this fuck!? So my girlfriend and I go to see Night Swim and this unholy abomination before God was shown on the theater screen, and when the trailer ended I turned to her and I said "There is a LOT I hate about this fucking movie, going by the trailer alone". So, apparently, we have a protagonist who, somehow, manages to bring back the body of some dead guy (I'm assuming by the magical properties of "plot") and becomes his living girlfriend, all the while defying societal norms in an attempt to "live her own truth" and "accept how awesome she is", and I'm only assuming this based on how cunty Lisa herself is acting throughout the trailer. Do I even NEED to say what all is wrong with this, you've seen the trailer at this point, YOU KNOW what's wrong with it: the Mary Sue insert main protag; the propogandist attack on societal norms thinly veiled as "attacking the patriarchy"; ALL the characters existing solely to either prop up Lisa and her struggle, or exist as shallow cardboard cutouts as strawman arguments AGAINST the ideals being pushed in this drek!
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