sandi28 #conspiracy

I think we are being targeted because we are - or have been chosen to be - warriors of the light side in the polarity game. We don't know it, but our souls do and they do too. It may sound stupid, but I imagine it like Star Wars, with the Imperator being Satan and we are the Rebels against his evil Empire.
That would make our torturers the stormtroopers, and the moon is the death star. David Icke could be Obi-Wan. I wonder where Yoda is though.
I bet they are stealing our blood and count the midichlorians. Then they drink it.

I am not making fun of anyone here, my life sucks horribly, and my only escape is my fantasy life.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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