Back in April 1999, ABC TV put a racy billboard of a naked woman lying on her stomach in my neighborhood in Southern California. The image had a small towel draped across her backside, to keep it legal. When I saw that, I purchased an 18-foot ladder, climbed up the billboard and stapled a huge orange blanket over that naked woman’s body. I don’t want some sexually depraved pervert getting off on ABC’s dirt, and raping and murdering my wife or daughter.
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When people "get off", it is generally the case that it doesn't lead to rape and murder. Unless you think that that is a normal psychological process that inevitably happens when someone is sexually stimulated, in which case you are FUCKED UP DUDE!
Can there really be such repression that people are turned on to the point of loss of control by the sight of a bare arse? Are Americans (well, some) going mad altogether?
Ray, a good wank would have been more beneficial - and cheaper. I hope you are billed for the damage to the billboard. This should include possible financial losses caused by your self-ordained role as arbiter of everyone else's conscience.
"I don’t want some sexually depraved pervert getting off on ABC’s dirt, and raping and murdering my wife or daughter."
It's odd that this is what you thought, Ray. Does the sight of every naked woman stimulate these thoughts?
@Vesper
"I then took a picture of the blanketed billboard and released it to the media, in the hope that ABC would take me to court for willful damage of their property. They didn’t."
My guess is, they didn't think it was worth his publicity.
So, Ray, you committed vandalism.
If some Godless lib-burr-ull homsexual saw a church sign that quoted one of the few parts of Leviticus you actually care about, and decided to cover it, would you support that? Or would you start whining persecution?
When someone else dares to disagree with you, that person is engaging in politically correct censorship. When you vandalize someone else's property, that is just protecting your wife and daughter. Uh huh, fine, if you say so.
By the way, the Bible repeatedly commands you to obey secular law.
I would just like to say...
THANK YO USO MUCH RAY COMFRT FOR PROTECTING ME FRFOM MY OWN LUST AND SIN!!!!!one!!!11!! I USED DRIVE BY THAT SIGN AND WOOD ALWAYS GETA CHUBBY GOING. NOT ANYMORE AT ALL NOW HERE. YU SAVED ME BECAUSE IWAS GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER YOUR WIFE AND DUAGHTER!!!11111!!!one PARISE JESUS!!!1one!!!two!!
Wow, Ray! It's a good thing you did that, too. I know a guy that lived in Southern California in 1999, who drove past that billboard after you had vandalized it. He said to me, "Boy, it's a good thing someone covered that picture, because I came very close to pulling the car over, breaking into someone's house, and raping and killing his wife and daughter."
/end lie.
There are two distinct possibilities, here:
a. This is a troll posting under the name "Ray Comfort" (and on Ray's own site; now that's what I call "cheek").
in my neighborhood in Southern California
(groan) I hope he means Orange County.
> I don’t want some sexually depraved pervert getting off on ABC’s dirt,
Oh, I think I know who that pervert was, mr. Banana Analogy...
> and raping and murdering my wife or daughter.
*blinkblinks* ...no matter who you thought that was, you're just being silly, aren't you. Remember your meds!
I, for one, would like to see a study of sex-crime statistics in the areas surrounding billboards with women on them. C'mon, Ray, show us some evidence to support your pervy paranoia.
Failing that, go away.
C'mon, Ray. Quit the excuses. Just admit you wanted to be close up to that arse, you perv!
After all, it's the only way you're getting that close to a female derriere in your life.
Ray, shouldn't you be working on your banana theory instead of destroying private property? Not that I think for a second that a sniveling little twit such as yourself had the balls to do such at thing, but still, I'm sure you could find better uses for your time.
How would you feel about a sexually depraved pervert who skipped the appetizer, thereby saving a load, and then raped and murdered your wife and daughter?
Seriously Ray, nothing works in real life the way it does in your head. You need a mental douche.
Ray, only sexually repressed fucktards like you get offended by stuff like that.
p.s.
"Lucilius
I, for one, would like to see a study of sex-crime statistics in the areas surrounding billboards with women on them. C'mon, Ray, show us some evidence to support your pervy paranoia."
Proofs already out there in world statistics that his theories bullshit. European countries have a much lower incident of sex-crimes than the U.S. and have much less restictions on nudity. I mean Rome outdoor sculptures would put Ray into a fever
I purchased an 18-foot ladder, climbed up the billboard and stapled a huge orange blanket over that naked woman’s body.
Uh, isn't that kind of...illegal? Smooth move, Ray. Smooth move.
Dear Ray,
I hate you so much. You are the wart on peoples common sense. You are a walking and talking misconception. You are the proof that mankind is doomed to stay stupid and dumb because of people like you. You pied piper, you liar, you fraud, you frigid dipshit. Gosh, I pity, that there is no hell where you can go to if you'll end your very miserable existence.
Yours truthfully
Dexter
"I don’t want some sexually depraved pervert getting off on ABC’s dirt, and raping and murdering my wife or daughter."
Ironic how you consider a racy billboard a threat to your wife and daughter, but you worship a god that condones and even commands the rape and murder of women and children.
I suppose your god would challenge you to be more just and righteous like Lot was and hand over your wife and daughter to a gang-rape mob for his sake.
Re: Ray's latest rant...
"getting off on ABC’s dirt, and raping and murdering my wife or daughter."
Wut?
I HAVE JERKED OFF! AND NOW I WANT BLOOD!
=Nahm nahm nahm= :3
Ray, stop your lying. Nobody believes you're married.
At least, not to a non-inflatable woman.
". I don’t want some sexually depraved pervert getting off on ABC’s dirt, and raping and murdering my wife or daughter.
Confused?
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