Who in his right mind would ever believe that the complicated homo sapien derived from a speck? That's getting the larger from the smaller.
When I was in school, we were taught that one of the fundamental postulates is that one cannot get the greater from the smaller.
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Nevertheless, it is a mere theory as much as tapioca pudding causes Milky Ways is a theory.
But that isn't a theory. Except for complete fundie cunts like you.
Sperms and eggs are pretty small and they - oh, right - you're against sex education. Oh, right, you're against education.
The list of this guy's previous articles makes me want to cry at the state of humanity:
# Why can't CBS get Huckabee's 'Christ' at Christmas?
# Jesus is Christmas
# Grinch Ron Paul slams Huckabee's Christ ad
# Chaplains counsel in workplace
# Godless America = Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama
# Barack Obama, the fake maximum
# Romney for human embryo research
When I was in school, we were taught that one of the fundamental postulates is that one cannot get the greater from the smaller.
Sorry, with Alan Keyes, Ann Coulter, and the usual list of right-wing hypocritical word whores on your site, I really don't think you have a good case for questioning someone's right mind! But you are right about one thing, I doubt you will get anything great from those "small minds"(or anything honest).
"When I was in school, we were taught that one of the fundamental postulates is that ..."
Grant, the spermatozoon and ovum involved in your conception must have been pretty damn huge.
Are we taking extra energy going into a system into account?
"Evolution is a theory, and an exceptionally wide-eyed foolish one at that."
Evolution does hold alot of truth.
If you were my student, you would fail and be forced to take elementary science classes not even remedial for that fail. Humans are born small. All mammals and animals are born small and grow big. And a theory has to be tested and retested. It has been tested and retested that animals adapt to environments which is evolution. Stop failing. Now.
"Who in his right mind would ever believe that the complicated homo sapien derived from a speck?"
And yet that's how humans grow from conception to birth to puberty.. getting bigger from an original microscopic speck.
Oh, you were talking about evolution. You're still an idiot.
If this nutjob is right, then I must not be carrying a human baby, since it likely was created by a sperm and an egg...tiny, microscopic specks. Darn, and I was really hoping it would be a baby.
"When I was in school, we were taught that one of the fundamental postulates is that one cannot get the greater from the smaller."
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(For further proof go suck a dick.)
How do you know the Milky Way galaxy isn't MADE out of tapioca pudding?
I mean, you clearly don't believe those "sciency" types who say that the stars are large balls of hot gas really really far away, do you?
one of the fundamental postulates is that one cannot get the greater from the smaller.
Funny, I don't recall that one. Who was that? Plato? Aristotle?
So, homo sapiens are not derived from sperms and eggs?
Gravity is a theory too, silly, and it has much less evidence in its favor, and is not as understood as the ToE. Wanna prove how wide-eyed and foolish theories are, by jumping off a cliff and show us that gravity is a mere theory?
I've never heard of this Milky Way theory? In which scientific journal was is published for peer review?
Who in his right mind would ever believe that some supernatural sky-pixie poofed everything into existence from nothing?
Evolution is a theory, and an exceptionally well-proven one at that. Nevertheless, claiming "goddidit" is as much bullshit conjecture as claiming tapioca pudding causes Milky Ways.
What the Hell was that?
Did anyone ever hear "fundamental postulates" in school? It's described as 'Self evident truths' which you can quickly break down to the 'reality' which suggests you might have heard "fundamental postulates" only in a theological discussion/school.
I'm well read but I had to look up 'postulates', no wonder, it's a rare term. it means you assume the reality of an unproven concept. It's the fucking presuppositional apologetics. There's nothing self evident that you have to accept without evidence.
If you just believe it,,wait for it,, you'll believe it. It's in the top five lamest arguments for believing in God.
“Who in his right mind would ever believe that the complicated homo sapien derived from a speck?”
“That's getting the larger from the smaller.”
“When I was in school, we were taught that one of the fundamental postulates is that one cannot get the greater from the smaller.”
“Evolution is a theory, and an exceptionally wide-eyed foolish one at that.”
“Nevertheless, it is a mere theory as much as tapioca pudding causes Milky Ways is a theory.”
None of this ever actually impacts on the complexity argument you’re flogging, either.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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