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[Blackpill] If Your Wife has has Sex with Another Man Before You
1. She has been throttled and tossed around by someone that isn't you.
2. She has squirmed with pleasure under the control of someone that isn't you.
3. She has had her first experience, satisfying her curiosity, with someone that isn't you.
4. She has developed emotional bonds with someone that isn't you.
5. She has been drenched in the semen of someone that isn't you.
6. She has willingly put herself under the possibility of having the kids of someone that isn't you.
7. She potentially still has remnants of semen inside of her from someone that isn't you.
8. She may give birth to the child of someone who isn't you.
9. She has gasped in pleasure and pain due to the penetration from someone who isn't you.
10. She has bled on the sheets due to the penetration of someone who isn't you.
That is all.
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1. She has been throttled and tossed around by someone that isn't you.
2. She has squirmed with pleasure under the control of someone that isn't you.
You know that not everyone is into BDSM, right?
3. She has had her first experience, satisfying her curiosity, with someone that isn't you.
4. She has developed emotional bonds with someone that isn't you.
5. She has been drenched in the semen of someone that isn't you.
You really fear and know that you cannot stand up to competition, don’t you?
She may have bonded with other men in the past, but they did not last; strive to be the one man with whom she stays .
6. She has willingly put herself under the possibility of having the kids of someone that isn't you.
However, the way you put it, you are clearly assuming that she doesn’t have children, so presumably she did use contraceptives (which, while not 100% reliable, reduce the risk of pregnancy dramatically) or aborted any previous pregnancy. Again, strive to be the one man she wants to have children with.
7. She potentially still has remnants of semen inside of her from someone that isn't you.
8. She may give birth to the child of someone who isn't you.
You fail biology forever.
9. She has gasped in pleasure and pain due to the penetration from someone who isn't you.
10. She has bled on the sheets due to the penetration of someone who isn't you.
Eeeek!!!
So she's the sum of the other guys she's had sex with, and since you can't dominate her through blood and pain, it's all down-hill.
Nevermind the stupidity of number seven, where another guy's semen lasts potentially for months or whatever that nonsense is supposed to be about.
And that's the "blackpill"; she had sex.
1. And if she liked it, I care...why?
2. And yet she ended up with me in the end.
3. And yet, her name is MRS. Me, so I win.
4. So has every human being on the planet and most of my dogs. I care, why?
5. And if she liked it, I care...why?
6. And after that risk, she ended up with me, having kids with me... So , I care about this, why?
7. No, she does not.
8. No, that's not a safe conclusion from the premise you offered.
9. Actually, she's pretty quiet in bed. Work on the details, bud.
10. Again, why do I care?
...and unless your 'Emprah's current wife was a virgin on their wedding night, that is all.
Guess it's not only you who's been cucked, eh OP...?!
So, where’s the list about “If Your Husband has Sex with Another Woman Before You”?
This woman is now grimacing in disgust over your bilious fantasies, dolt.
That is all? Yup, this inane fantasy is indeed all you can manage, imbecile.
Damn it. Now I see that I misunderstood the heading. I read it as ”in front of you”, not “before you met”. Sorry, tired after a long working week.
Then:
1. That’s probably why she’s no longer with him. If someone tried to throttle and toss me, I’d be on the phone to the police
2. I’d like to be in control, maybe she likes to, too. Again, that might be why she’s no longer with him
3. Good to get that one out of the way. The first one is seldom that good, too much nervousness and fear of that supposed excruciating pain that seldom comes.
4. One can have emotional bonds with many people, not just to the spouse. Again, she’s not with him now, so why care?
5. A VERY good reason to not be with that slovenly slob!
6. Or she used contraceptives. Does she have kids? If not, who cares?
7. Someone clearly hasn’t had sex… Most of it slips right out again immediately.
8. Then she must be pregnant right now. Like that paragon of rightists, Kim Davis; she became pregnant with hubby no 3 while she was still married to hubby no 1.
9. Penetration isn’t supposed to cause pain. That means you haven’t done your work properly, dolt.
10. Most women don’t bleed the first time. Most people’s hymen has already been extended during sports, or never existed in the first place. It’s not a membrane, only a fringe.
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