All the archeological discoveries prove that the Bible is true!šš¤Æ
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@Skyknight #174496
Frankly, the way fundies talk about the Bible it almost sounds like itās a holy(er) version of the Necronomicon (as in, itās a supernatural, eternal, & indestructible tome with unimaginable powers and knowledge) written by God Himself directly at the dawn of time using black hole matter as ink on pages made of quantum foam and wrapped in a cover made of a neutron star, and then spread out amongst the humans/mortals to uplift us. When in reality it was still a regular book of parables written by various humans thousands of years ago, and went to various revisions over the years. Primitive humans that were still as flawed and dumb as most modern-day people.
My point being that even IF God is real, omniscient, and is infallable, the people who wrote the Bible are most certainly NOT omniscient or infallable.
@Timjer #174498
I tend to phrase it more as Good-Guy āThe King in Yellowāāsomething that when read should āregenerateā oneās psyche into the purity God always wanted it to hold.
Putting aside how Ezra and Ruth are utterly opposed to each other. And Habakkuk making it clear that being angry at God is not a capital offense.
When did they find the mountain you can stand at the top of and see all the nations of the world?
When did archaeology find the solid sky? Or the edges of the world?
Have we found unicorns? Or Satyrs? Fossil or living, Iām not picky.
Via what itās based on - the Necronomicon & the stories which surround such - the anime series āHaiyore! Nyaruko-sanā is true.
Now, what Nyarlathotep tries to do in that - in trying to get into Mahiroās pants - you would consider degenerate: as you would consider all Anime to be. That & just about everything else is available via streaming in your country: and you have something to thank for that: āSuperbookā. An anime series commissioned by Pat Roberson for broadcast on his Christian TV channel. Yes, thatās right Eric.
What is considered degenerate - yet, as It Is Written by HP Lovecraft: ergo True, thus decades later an anime āadaptationā of such - but popular in the US is all because of an anime based on Bible stories.
The Bible. The Necronomicon. But hey: one fictionās just as good as another, ehā¦?!
Confused?
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