Harvest allows female staff members to wear spandex, black leather, halter tops, immodest clothing. Sadly, I have many HBC staff members and church members living in my neighborhood. Even the pastor's daughter wore tight black spandex while walking her children down the street. I am a man, and that makes it harder for me to think right. But who cares right? This is America where everyone just does whatever they please. I can understand a church member who is carnal and still growing in the Lord who doesn't dress right, but the church and school staff ought to set the dress standard high, not lower it!!! But this is a minor problem at Harvest, compared to the poisonous Alexandrian Bible versions that they sell, use and promote. One grossly obese assistant pastor shamefully tried to justify their evil, by saying that their church has 18 bilingual groups of people who cannot understand the archaic King James Bible. Well then let them learn to speak fluent English!
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Even the pastor's daughter wore tight black spandex while walking her children down the street. I am a man, and that makes it harder for me to think right.
This is very telling.
David J. Stewart is a pedophile that likes to blame his urges on the rest of the world.
“Why do they let their kids walk around in tight clothes? Don’t they know that arouses me, and that makes me look bad in front of Jesus?”
Hi Dave. Yes, I know you read FSTDT. This is the church that kicked you out, right?
Your preferred explanation is that this was because the pastors disagreed with you on the veracity of various Biblical translations.
My explanation, derived from reading between the lines of your explanation, is that it was because you were telling the pastors they were doing their job wrong, and they got fed up with your arrogant insistence.
A childish explanation would be to snigger, and say something like “Oh, I bet he was ogling the pastor’s daughter…”
Sadly, the childish explanation is also right…
One grossly obese assistant pastor
Well, according to the (redone) Harvest Baptist Church website, good ‘ol “let's have some more cake” is no longer at the Harvest Baptist Church.
The present leadership is made up of slimy fundies who don’t tuck their shirts in:
https://hbcguam.org/about/leadership/
Well then let them learn to speak fluent English!
NO!
Then let them, and all Christians, learn to speak fluent Ancient Greek! Fuck, the original isn’t in English. What a lazy hypocrite Brother David is. Why doesn’t he learn Greek so he can read his God’s words in the original? Well, ok, Jesus spoke Aramaic, but he certainly understood Koiné Greek and spoke it from time to time.
@checkmate
Don’t forget Aramaic was also used in the NT, and then there’s Ancient Hebrew for OT books. Without learning all 3, one will never really fully understand the Bible. Only enough to realize that neither do the preachers who keep spouting out how we’re all damned to Hell.
Davey, Davey, Davey… Learn to read Arameic, old Hebrew and Greek, then come and bitch at peeps, could you?
"I am a man, and that makes it harder for me to think right"
Curious how we Atheist men possess Self Control, eh David J. Pervo ...?!
The beauty of the archaic language of the KJV is that since it's not the way modern people think or speak, it's easier to pretend any verse means whatever you want it to mean. And insist your meaning is scriptural. Most people won't know enoughbto challenge your interpretation.
So the book with clearer language is not to Dave's liking, as the plain text doesn't match what he thought the verse said. Or what someone told him it said....
Being a man makes it harder for you to think? How very misandrist of you.
Most men that I know LIKE IT when women wear revealing clothes, as they can watch and enjoy, and let it stop with that. You, Kiddydiddler, with your dirty mind, are apparently unable to let it stop with that. Surely, you know what the Bible tells you to do when thine eye offend thee.
Yes, that is America, where there are no Haram rules about women's clothes. Move to Yemen or Afghanistan if you don't like it!
The Queen James version is not fluent English. It IS arcaich, and dificult to understand. But, as that makes it possible for you to interpret the verses how YOU want, of course you like it better than modern ones. Why don't YOU learn Greek, Hebrew and Latin, so you can read the almost-originals?
@Swede if Mr. Stewart here was allowed to live in another country, he would have done so by now. Instead, he's stuck in Guam for the rest of his life.
On an unrelated note, I don't like how the site's redesign remove the ability to post anonymous comments. I had to register today in order to post this one
“I am a man, and that makes it harder for me to think right.“
So? I’m a man too, but you don’t see me feeling the need to furiously masturbate to every female shoulder or ankle I witness.
And this is coming from a sexually frustrated virging man.
P.S.: Yeah, I’m back (I hope, I don’t fully understand the new system yet), I just needed time to adjust to the changes here. I don’t really cope with change that well, you see…
Harvest allows female staff members to wear spandex, black leather, halter tops, immodest clothing. Sadly, I have many HBC staff members and church members living in my neighborhood. Even the pastor's daughter wore tight black spandex while walking her children down the street
OK, first time I read that, I thought he was saying the staff members were wearing that while the services were going on….but then he’s talking about what the pastor’s daughter, who is apparently a grown woman with her own children, was wearing, while on her own time and not at the church. Ain’t it her own damn business what she wears then? It’s not her problem if some perv can’t deal with it. (by the way, I am a perv, but I CAN deal with it…lol)
And what does some pastor being “grossly obese” have to do with anything? That seemed like an unnecessary dig.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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