[Re. homosexuals]
We have to understand: barbarians need to be educated. They need to be disciplined. Just because someone feels it or thinks it doesn’t mean that we are supposed to go down that road. That’s what is called the sinful nature. We have a responsibility as parents and as authority figures not to encourage such thoughts and feelings from moving into the action steps—
And let’s face it: what is our culture, what is our public education system doing today? They are giving full, wide-open doors to children, not only giving encouragement to think it but to encourage action steps. That’s why when we understand what truly is the percentage of homosexuals in this country, it is small. But by these open doors, I can see and we are experiencing, that it is starting to increase.
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Yes, we've heard there are other options for gay boys---they, could for example, pretend to like women, and then marry one and father, say, five children with her. There might even be perks in the deal, like maybe he could do all of her clothes shopping for her. Just an example, of course, I don't know of anyone like that. Oh, wait....
"We have to understand: barbarians need to be educated. They need to be disciplined. "
I agree.
Let's start with the people who follow a primitive, violent code of tribal ethics formulated by three-thousand-year-old goatherds.
... no?
We have to understand: barbarians need to be educated. They need to be disciplined.
"Marcus Bachmann", it may surprise you, but there are a lot of people who view YOU as "the barbarian who needs to be educated and disciplined".
So this guy is related to Michele Bachmann. I am not surprised that he, like all fundies, opposes public education. The US education system sucks, and it's all your fault, Republicans. You have no right to speak on the matter ever again.
Isn't barbarian simply what Greeks called non-Greeks?
If it's increasing, it's because more people feel like it's "safe" to be out of the closet. Straight people don't magically become gay, or bisexual, or otherwise queer. As a pansexual, I feel attraction to men, women, and all the other sexes and genders out there. Basically, is it sentient and sapient and willing? Why not give it a go.
I don't get why you insist that the "normal" orientation, the heterosexual one, has to be forced on people who don't have it and don't want it. That's like forcing everyone to like Taylor Swift just because she's one of the most popular singers -- despite the fact that some people don't like pop or country and would rather listen to Within Temptation or Skillet or AC/DC. It isn't right. It's forcing other people to act in line with what you percieve to be "normal."
I'm not normal by any stretch. I'm epileptic; I'm a martial artist; I want to fight serial killers when I grow up; I'm pansexual; I'm into D/s porn and bondage; I listen to old or non-mainstream music (with the exceptions of Taylor, Gaga, and Daughtry); I'm a total and complete nerd; I go to nerd cons in costume -- in Star Trek costume.
None of those things needs to change for me to properly interact with society (though the nerdiness inhibits any social climbing a bit, of course).
We have to understand: barbarians need to be educated. They need to be disciplined.
Let me guess, you have special camps in mind, right?
Just out of curiosity I looked at the departments and student clubs of a few local high schools. I'm seeing things like math, languages, music, science, art, sports, etc. but I'm not seeing any Department of Sin or Sin Clubs. Is my district doing it wrong?
The scary thing is, this guy's clinic received $100,000 from Medicare for operating expenses.
So much for his wife's "no government welfare for anyone" ideology!
Marcus Bachmann is a wanker is a wanker!
Barbarians need to be educated.... For fuck sake, you mean the likes of Stephen Fry who has more intelligence, more humanity, more wit in his little finger than you have in your whole community! Again I say....
Marcus Bachmann is a wanker is a wanker!
And let’s face it: ... what truly is the percentage of homosexuals in this country, it is small.
"Let's face it," there are more homosexuals in the USA than fundamentalist Christians, so if you want to start playing the numbers game, you lose.
Suck on it.
"We have to understand: barbarians need to be educated. They need to be disciplined...."
Okay, Mr. Bachmann & your lovely but profoundly insane wife, you and your ilk over here...uh...some Vatican nutters over there...Islamist fundy goons over there...very good...crazy hicksville militia nuts back there...White Supremacy Wackjobs over there...golly, some of these overlap...The Fred Phelps Freaky Family, there...Crazy PseudoMuslim/Hebrew Black Power thugs there (nice suit/bowtie combo, 'Muslim' gentlemen, very sharp)....OKAY CLASS! WELCOME TO THIS HUGE & OVERCROWDED CLASSROOM WHERE YOU WILL LEARN TO HAVE AN INDEPENDENT MIND, HEART, SOUL & EMPATHY AGAIN! I SEE YOU NOW ARE IN YOUR OFFICIAL SCHOOL UNIFORMS ('Conan The Barbarian' & 'Caveperson' gettup) ANYONE WHO MISBEHAVES GETS THE PADDLE!.....We're educating & disiplining barbarians here, see?......
...OH! You meant "GAY PEOPLE", Marcus? Not Dim-Bulb Fundies? Hoo hoohoohooo...hoo...uh...MY WHAT DELUSIONS YOU AND YOU COMPATRIOTS HAAAVVVEE!!!!! Keep wearing the He-Man costume and have a seat, Mr. Bachmann....Ms. Bachmann, enjoy your chains like a good Gorean slave! OOGAH BOOGAH!
@checkmate
...and even if it was really tiny, why would Bachmann be worried?
Funny...aren't Gay men usually stereotyped as extremely clean, well-groomed, prissy prettyboy fluffballs who redecorate houses & dig show tunes? Can you imagine Conan the Barbarian in "LaCage Aux Folles".
THE MIGHTY JIM-BOB RIPS OFF HOMOPHOBES HEADS & HEROICALLY CARRIES IT TO HIS BEAR-PALS FOR AN IMPROMPTU FOOTBALL GAME!!! HAW! HAW! HAW!!!
It always disappoints me to see people who hate others for being different... I think we should be over this, then I noticed interracial marriage was banned up until the mid-late 60's! *In some states
@rubber chicken
I assume he felt he was in authority when he and his wife pumped out five units--I mean children!
You want to discipline us barbarian homos?
Ooh, I have a vision; quite pornographic and spectacular :-3
"We have to understand: barbarians need to be educated. They need to be disciplined."
[Re. Fundies]
As proven above, they're all pervs.
@#1306124
"So says the man who would become First Lady.
Note to Americans: Please don't make him First Lady."
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You're going to call gays barbarians? You, who preaches from an Iron Age book that condones slavery, genocide, pillaging, and rape?
Protip: When you're going to insult a group, don't use a label that not only can be tossed right back at you but fits you better too.
Now taking bets on how long it will take before Marcus with the gay lisp is found with a rentboy and his dick far up the boy's ass?
The only thing I was thinking of when I heard this man was that he must be an "ex-gay", he sounded and looked gayer then many of my gay friends!
@ Jeff Wescamp
It's worse. He doesn't receive the money from Medicare, but from Medicaid, which goes to the poor, and which of course his wife and her fellow Republicans hate even more than Medicare.
"... the percentage of homosexuals in this country, it is small."
That's just the perfect size for persecuting.
Funny how the moment someone mentions any social programs for the less fotunate, these people start screeching about "Nanny State." However, they are the first people to ban, legislate and outlaw anything they personally disagree with, all "for our own good."
But it's not a nanny state they want. Oh, no, not at all.
"We have to understand: barbarians need to be educated. They need to be disciplined. Just because someone feels it or thinks it doesn’t mean that we are supposed to go down that road."
That's exactly my opinion of fundies. Although Michelle needs a padded cell more than an education.
You know, this might be a deviation from the drivel espoused from this loon, but with regards to the infamous Leviticus law prohibiting homosexual acts I have a question. You see after concluding that most Xtians will pull out the "man must not lie with man as one lies with woman" shtick I got to wondering, is this an actual translation? Are there other meanings?
@Mistress Bachmann
"They need to be disciplined."
@meh
(emphasis added):
"You know, this might be a deviation from the drivel espoused from this loon"
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@SpukiKitty
Not so much 'Marcus', more Markarse .
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But you just know he'd love his arse to have the Mark(s) of Eclair's lethal stiletto heel:
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:9 (Ye gods, but I love strong women!)
Koch Bros.: "Oh yeah, give us your money because... ummm... skunks have scent glands!"
Marcus Bachmann: "YES MASTERS!"
Not to invoke stereotypes here but some but some of the best dressed, well mannered and well spoken people I can think of are homosexuals.
But it's the rednecks that are the civilized ones and the gays are the barbarians.
@Anon-e-moose
Ah, yes...I have been slackin' off on the names lately.
How'sabout this?
Dorkus Blecchmann & his nutty wife, Unshelled
Thanx, Anon-e-moose....I give you....
Blessed Be!
guys, this could be the first husband, i.e., the president's confidant. Or, the first dude, as todd palin likes to refer to it.
We have to understand: barbarians need to be educated. They need to be disciplined. Just because someone feels it or thinks it doesn’t mean that we are supposed to go down that road. That’s what is called the susceptible nature. We have a responsibility as parents and as authority figures not to encourage such thoughts and feelings from moving into the action steps
And let’s face it: what is our culture, what is home schooling doing today? They are keeping full all the doors closed to children, not only giving encouragement to think it but to encourage action steps. That’s why when we understand what truly is the percentage of christians in this country, it is huge. And by these closed doors, I can see and we are experiencing, what it is likely to be more fundies.
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