Wow, I think this also needs a dunning-krueger tag!
No, Mikey, we over here in reality have known since forever that the weekdays are named after Sun, Moon, and the classically-known 5 planets in most european languages. This, together with the 7-day week being 1/4 of the lunar cycle, far predates your (presumably) christianity. It’s definitely older than Genesis, I’m fairly certain Genesis was written when the 7-day-week was already common, and basically retconned it to tie it to Yahweh.
Though, the great conspiracy of an evul “astrological cult” is somewhat new. What would the nefarious goals of such an organization even be? Write you a really mean horoscope?
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German has:
Sonntag, Montag, Dienstag, Mittwoch, Donnerstag, Freitag, Samstag
The frist two are sun and moon allright.
“Donnerstag” is literally “Thunder’s day”, obvious Jupiter/Thor connection
“Freitag” seems to be based on Freyja or Frigga as well
“Mittwoch” is one of the odd ones, being literally “Mid-week”.
“Dienstag” is complicated. Could be taken literally as “service day” or “duty day”, but is actually derived from the germanic “thing”, but not directly, but via Tyr, who was considered the guardian of the thing, and was also conflated with Mars by the romans?
“Samstag” is another odd one. It seems to come from “Sabbat”, but via various detours. There is also the rare “Sonnabend” name for it, which literally means “Sun-evening” or maybe “Sun’s eve”?
