[From "BEAST: Synthetic Red Blood Cells Can Administer Drugs, Carry Oxygen, Detect Toxins"]

If you’ve ever wondered why some people are concerned about what vaccines are made of, imagine the things, similar to this, that are not made public.

Daily Mail

Scientists have created synthetic red blood cells that can perform all the functions of the real thing and more.

Tests in mice and chick embryos showed that the artificial cells were able to carry oxygen and squeeze through capillaries just like the biological versions.

But they also revealed the man-made cells’ ability to carry drugs, detect toxins and perform magnetic targeting.
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Yes, it is only going to be used to treat cancer, because we’re very concerned about your health. We’re so concerned about your health and well-being that we’re forcing you to abide by the new social distancing rules.

Because we care about you.

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This will never be used as a kind of Trojan horse to sneak damaging stuff into people’s bodies, because warfare is not a thing and the entire planet is driven by altruism.

We scientists really do care about people’s health, which is why we’re always thinking of ways of sneaking foreign objects that can deliver drugs into their circulatory systems.