Marse Jim #racist niggermania.net

There was a major chess tournament in Niggadelphia this weekend (World Open) that had large prize money (even low-rated players can win their section and win $5K-10K). Unlike most chess tournaments, this one brings in the niggers because of the large prize money. It's disgusting. Niggers think that because they can beat all the other niggers in the prison cellblock, they must be good at chess. They even enter sections for only high-rated players, despite having beginner ratings themselves (equivalent to maybe a human five year old).

And they're absolutely awful. Chess is about visualization and evaluating future chess positions in your head. The nigger's ape brain can only process the here-and-now. The only reason they could win in prison was because they memorize five-move trick openings that only work against absolute beginners or other niggers. However, serious chess players that play in tournaments don't fall for stupid opening tricks. It was comical how the nigger I got paired against tried its dumb trap opening, I easily stopped it, then it had no idea what to do and made comical mistakes because of its lack of ability to plan ahead. I quickly checkmated it. Then like all other niggers it got angry, spoke some indecipherable niggerbabble and stormed out of the room.

The thing is, an easy victory against a simple nigger doesn't help your rating, because they're so low-rated in the first place so you don't get a ratings boost like you would playing against a human at your same rating. It was not fun at all and worst of all I had to smell its niggerstench the whole time. Now goddamn niggers are ruining what you'd think is an exclusive little hobby! Is nothing safe from the nigger?

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