There's a reason God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Lol, so true...
I think guy kissing guy SHOULD be taken out because who knows what little kids will play this game. They'll think it's alright.
I'm pretty sure Rockstars put that in there to make it a joke. In the end guys liking guys is just COMPLETELY wrong.
But not lesbians, lesbians are GREEEEAAATTTT!!! I LOVE LESBIANS BYAAAAHHHH!!!!
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So, basically, chaostofu is a guy that feels threatened by homosexuals. A guy that feels threatened by homosexuals is one that has latent homosexual tendencies, anyway. So there.
I think he's refering to a spot in Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas where you can play two players. This is only possible in a couple of spots. When one charecter gets near the other, a symbol appears and if you hit a certain button, the computer takes over for five seconds and the two begin making out. Of course, it's funnier when the main charecter, a big black gang-banger makes out with the shriveled hillbilly, or the burly sherrif.
And if I hear that fucking 'adam and steve' bullshit one more time I'm going to SKULL-FUCK SOMEBODY!
Double standards and stupidity. Why are lesbian acceptable and homosexual men aren´t?, asuming you´re not a troll, which I doubt, don´t take the argument of Adam and Steve, and the rest. Apart from the fact that there was David and Jonathan, there was incest going there too, where was, if not, Caine´s wife?
Redhunter: Not really. In GTA you can have sex with your girlfriend if you have it patched, but no homosexual activities there.
He is refering to the new game of Rockstar, Bully, in which you can use your charm on either men or women.
I think guy kissing guy SHOULD be taken out because who knows what little kids will play this game. They'll think it's alright. And the problem with that is...?
Notme: 'Not really' what? What I said was true, I just don't know exactly what one this guy is talking about.
Well whatever he IS talking about, I've logged about forty monthes on GTA:San Andreas, and I was playing it against a friend the other day and you CAN do what I talked about. I kept making the two dudes make out with each other and he was getting pissed. I thought it was funny. And that game IS made by rockstar games.
"There's a reason God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."
Of course, you fail to mention exactly what that reason is.
"Lol, so true..."
Lol, the sure sign of an idiot post.
"I think guy kissing guy SHOULD be taken out because who knows what little kids will play this game. They'll think it's alright."
Well, I'm a heterosexual and I don't remember kissing any other kids, boys or girls, as a "little kid." I can't imagine that there is a lot of kiddie kissing going on which is going to change a child's sexual orientation.
"I'm pretty sure Rockstars put that in there to make it a joke. In the end guys liking guys is just COMPLETELY wrong."
Once again, you fail to mention WHY guys kissing guys is wrong. I think you are confusing your personal orientation and personal taste with an ethical decision.
"But not lesbians, lesbians are GREEEEAAATTTT!!! I LOVE LESBIANS BYAAAAHHHH!!!!"
So, a bold-faced double-standard is OK with you? What a hypocrite.
Now wait a darned minute there, sonny(50's sitcom-esque music plays)! I thought Christianity outright denies lesbians exist. After all, it's impossible for a woman to like a woman and really mean it. It's just foreplay 'til a man steps in and straightens them out!
</sarcasm><puke> DX </puke>
EDIT: that all reminds me- FABLE, kind of like Bully, in that you can charm men or women. I made my person Bisexual, :D
If little kids are playing Bully then the parents aren't doing their job. Hell, the title should throw up a warning flag.
On the other hand, I play it when the kids are in bed and it's fun! It also isn't what you would expect in some ways, but still not appropriate for kids (or adults with no sense of humor).
Now, where are the two guys kissing? I must have missed that.
Do you realise that in Europe males do kiss males? Of course it's not a kiss on the mouth, but it is a kiss none the less. It's a traditional form of greeting and nobody ever thinks that you're gay over there. It sounds like apart from being a complete hypocrite, you are probably also a closet homosexual who can't reconcile his dick with the bible. Grow up already.
God created one of each sex because if he hadn't, his instructions to reproduce ("Be fruitful, and multiply") would have confused the heck out of Adam and Steve. Oh, and none of us would be here. The necessity of both sexes for reproduction is not a sound argument against homosexuality -- it can be stretched over the subject like an undersized tarp, but have no illusions about it fitting.
Look, sweetie, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I didn't create Adam and Eve. If you read your Bible, I'm actually rather specific about it; I created Adam in my image, but did not create a female partner for him. Adam was supposed to be my partner. Unfortunately, he jumped in the closet and ordered me to make a female partner for him. I ripped out his rib in anger, but I did as he asked and grudgingly created him a partner; a whiny little bitch named Eve. Since I was angry, I didn't do a good job, and so she tricked him into eating from my Viagra-laced tree while I was off in a huff eating Häagen Dazs straight from the container.
So, anyway, I never intended Adam and Steve or Adam and Eve. It was always supposed to be Adam and God. Unfortunately, Adam is dead now. You look like a nice guy, though, chaostofu. Come on. I'll give you a free pass to Heaven if you bend over and take it in the ass for me!
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Being as the game is a 15(in Britian) I don't think that little kids will be, or at least should be, playing on it. And there's nothing in the game that says you have to kiss another guy, you just can if you want to.
There's a reason God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
I swear, if I hear this lameass line one more time, heads will roll.
Lol, so true...
And when YOU have to be the one agreeing with your own statement to bolster it, it's rather sad.
I think guy kissing guy SHOULD be taken out because who knows what little kids will play this game. They'll think it's alright.
As opposed to growing up with a crushing sense of self-loathing because what they want is wrong immoral and flat out evil. Yeah, that's so much better.
I'm pretty sure Rockstars put that in there to make it a joke. In the end guys liking guys is just COMPLETELY wrong.
Your whiny, crybaby, dumbass opinion has been noted, and dismissed.
But not lesbians, lesbians are GREEEEAAATTTT!!! I LOVE LESBIANS BYAAAAHHHH!!!!
Errr...I retract everything else I said, and would like to call Poe...
Ehh, I think that society likes to assume it's justified to assume that men are turned on by female eroticism especially in a fanservice-laden literary sea. Combine that with homophobia, and this is what you get. Also, I reckon certain people think it's hot to see 2 hot girls in varying states of undress as opposed to 2 random naked men even with the subtext of eroticism. Ever noticed how yaoi focuses more on the relationship while yuri focuses on the fetishization of feminity?
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Correct me on this if you will but naked men on screen are generally written in for laughs, while naked women carry a sexual connotation in general (read: fanservice). Chaostofu's mentality: 1 girl is hot. 2 lesbians making out = HAWTTTTTT.
“There's a reason God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.”
Actually, it would make a lot more sense if he’d cloned Steve from Adam.
“I think guy kissing guy SHOULD be taken out because who knows what little kids will play this game.”
Like Judas kissing Jesus.
"They'll think it's alright.”
Then ban the bible, huh?
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