Michael in Hebrew means "one who is like GOD"
I am a medium for archangel Michael to kick the ass of the evil illuminati zionists that enslaved humanity and continue to destroy this world. I do powerful magic to affect the elements using Atlantean phi crystals and shamanism.
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@MK
He capitalised GOD. If the post had been longer we'd probably have had more capitalised words, and some multiple exclamation marks.
I am a medium for archangel Michael
And yet you have to communicate using Instagram !? You are a disgrace for the (mythological) badass that is the archangel Michael.
@Frogflayer:
Shame that it didn’t get a second season.
A glorious trifecta. And there I was thinking it was supposed to be same-sex marriage that affected the elements.
@ whatever
I couldn't say, but according to Joe Eigo, this is what Atlantean phi crystals do:
I can structure water very quickly using my 144 sided Atlantean phi crystals. I affect the micro cosmos of DNA and macro of large geographical areas and pulling from the energy of galactic star systems. This is truly alchemy to the highest degree : )
The universe is shaped like a dodecahedron. Would consuming dodecahedronally structured water then be a building block of higher consciousness and health? DNA’s double helix is structured as a dodecahedron. Would drinking this structured water be a case of “like attracting like” to create better health and higher consciousness at the DNA level? Is the symmetry of the universe telling us something here?
Hope that helps.
From the quote Hasan posted:
DNA’s double helix is structured as a dodecahedron.
Hm
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Yes, the similarity is striking
And the amount of non-sequiturs in that short quote is staggering.
@MK
Poe. Calling it based on the near perfect spelling and lack of all caps anywhere.
There are actually quite a few people who are totally insane but type with good spelling & grammar and without all caps. They're rare, but they're out there.
Joe here is one of many. Like Joe here, each one lays claim their the channel for Michael. You would think that Michael would choose just one guy to make sure his message clear. Michael, like his boss has to depend on a lot of people to really cunfuzzle what he wants to say. Therefore my conclusion is Joe is just like every other Joe who says he channels Michael.
I've said it before here, and now I'll say it again.
There's only one form of woo that's even remotely valid, and it's not the OP's. Rather, it's this kind:
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Oh, great! A Right-Wing fascist New Ager .
To guys like this....be they White Supremacist Wotanists, this guy or Charles Manson's "Family"....I say, GET THE INFERNO OUTTA THE NEW AGE/NEOPAGAN/HIPPIE/AQUARIAN AGE STUFF!
Also, Charlie was NOT....A....HIPPIE!!!! He was some dirty Southern backwoods redneck who infiltrated the "Scene" and manipulated some Hippies into a decidedly UN-Hippie life! He and his bunch called themselves "Slippies"....hateful, anti-Hippies who "slip" into the Hippie world and distort it from within. It's like the civilian countercultural equivalent of CONTELPRO.
In regards to crystals, I'll stick with the real-deal, thankyouverymuch. I'm not fond of the over-commercialization of the metaphysical. "New Age" is a mixed-bag for me. I'm sympathetic to it but I reject the stupider, conspiracy-ridden, hyper-commercial, con-artist-attracting, space alien, channeler-cult, crazy stuff. I'm very selective and skeptically examine each claim.
And that bit about "Double-Helix-Is-A-Dodecahedron" is the biggest boatload of stupid I've seen in a while! Thank you, Kuno, for pointing it out.
"I am a medium for the archangel Michael"
Dude, the Persona series is fictional. And if it were real, all we'd have to do summon Norn, cast Garudyne and laugh as Michael goes down like a sack of bricks.
@whatever
Well, it is a phi crystal. Not just any ordinary one mind you, but an Atlantean one. That shit ain't cheap. Namor as you may know, is a bit of an uptight asshole, and so relations between Atlantis and the surface are a bit strained at times, and trade grinds to a complete halt. Plus Atlantean phi crystals are extremely rare and hard to procure at even the best of times.
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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