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J. Edgar Hoover.
Your move.
A good conservative man is straight like Milo Yiannopulous, muscular and attractive like Mitch McConnell, only believes in facts like Alex Jones, respects all women like Matt Forney, doesn't get offended like Tony Perkins, is honest and humble like Donald Trump, knows how to protect himself from danger like Christopher Cantwell, and has manners like Ted Nugent.
Izzat your photo, Tony? What're you doing with all those pretty-boy tattoos?
Alpha male: doesn't post muscle photos on line, and feels no need to brag about himself.
Since the conservative man is clearly religious and likely an American evangelical Christian to boot, he believes in more than "facts". Also, being humble and being dominant are contradictory. Getting all the girls and being a good Christian also tends to run the risk of contradiction.
I have yet to see any conservative man who resembles the guy on the left.
I'm sure you'll find just as much, if not more, crossdressing among right wing majini than the left.
I wouldn't be surprised if that pic did actually come from a gay porn site. Everyone knows that right wingers don't do their homework, & that most right wing morons wish they looked like him. Gay porn, indeed.
Conservative Man:
Yeah, with that finger in his panties, he's definitely from some porn site.
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Is this an Honest and Humble man?
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Judging by point 4, my first picture must be the Libtard, while this is the Conservative.
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Again, point 7 says that #45 is the Libtard; he spends more time offended on Twitter, than doing actual government job.
Actually, not one single point on your list to the LEFT fits #45. Well, he probably has a "muscle" car, but so does my socialist husband.
@ Swede
So is his current wife.
Question(s):
1- How do you know that the man on the left (Oh, teh irony!) is a Conservative?
2- How do you know that the man on the left isn't a member of the LGBT community (PROTIP: The Log Cabin Republicans)?
3- How do you know that the man on the left isn't a member of the latter part of LGBT: and actually has XX chromosomes...?!
4- ?????
5- If the above is correct, then your 'God' loves that person more than you . Romans 13:1-5 says so. And there are still heterosexual men who crossdress. Welcome to 21st Century post-Obergefell vs. Hodges America. Enjoy your stay. >:D
Moral: Image Mining: it can be just as argument-annihilating as doing the same for quotes .
There were a few things missing here...
I think that works better.
I live in rural Arkansas. I am surrounded by conservative people, the most verbal of whom are adult males. I assure everyone who may see this repost I don't believe any of them resemble the stereotype depicted. They tend to be pathetically ignorant low earners, ( that is not always someones fault as this area is grotesquely economically stultified) but this depiction of conservative men as a group is worse than wrong.
@#2144152
Conservative Man:
4. Overweight, muscular? IDK you cant define a whole group of people by one body type.
While not every conservative man is overweight, I can guarantee that A LOT of them are, based upon personal observation. No red-blooded, gun-totin', God-fearing conservative is going to eat salads. Also: Mississippi, arguably the most conservative state in the union, ranks #1 in obesity.
look clown. while some Liberals go to far whiny little bitch is definitely the Conservative Christian male model.
FoxNews hosts, Alex Jones, All your heroes and spiritual leaders, whiny little bitches.
Not viral healthy men, doughy, lazy, stupid drags on society.
This is their damage control, their pretence of being better while never actually fulfilling those value. Talk, all talk, all pretend, as I said up top: look at their idols, not one of them fits that. I think if you put that list up with 'Meal Team 6' meme images many RWs would have agreed with all the points anyway.
TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS....
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Let me guess, the model on the left came from one of THOSE sites, and the next bloke on there was in that shirt-lifting pose. Yes I know, always the cute ones...DAMN! However, unlike you conservatives, it's not such a huge deal to me who's straight or not.
Also, what's geckosexual? If it means you want to root Gordon Gecko, I don't know if he swings that way, I know that Michael Douglas doesn't. He only played one of those Eighties yuppies, but Trump wasn't acting back then.
All in all, your measure of a man is out by a country mile.
@Thinking Allowed
When I just saw those two pics, without the lame description, my first thought was the guy
Oh, Untony Brownnose, tsk tsk, tsk.
Tony most likely did a Google image search of muscular men
I think Tony probably does that a lot.
Confused?
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