Newspeak Doubleplusungood Award

English, motherf*cker, do you speak it?

Total Imbecile #sexist

[It's Over] I put a banana in my shorts and legit went up like 0.5 PSL

+1 if you count +0.5 lowinhibmax due to confidence

Having a visible cawk outline is such an amazing thing, both how it affects your looks and your mind

Too bad it not my real cawk but just a banna so I had to eventually take it out

Now I just think about having a massive cawk and walking around campus while girls are checking out my bulge



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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